Looking for a unique sex toy? Most lists show us toys that we don’t understand, would never actually use or we can’t afford to buy. This list changes that. Our list ten of the weirdest sex toys that you will actually want to use, will definitely get you thinking outside-the-box.

*All toys listed are body safe, currently for sale, and pretty freaking awesome.

10 of the Weirdest Sex Toys


1. Split Peaches Unicorn Horn


weirdest sex toysThe Unicorn Horn is exactly as described – a toy designed after what a unicorn horn would look like. If you’re big into fantasy and mystical creatures, as the most mythical of the ten weirdest sex toys on this list, the Unicorn Horn is right up your alley. Made of 100% silicone, it is body safe and comes in three different sizes. Split Peaches is known for making custom colours, but let’s be honest – it can’t get any better than the rainbow horn. A rainbow unicorn horn!!! The best part of this toy was that the company based it off of customer suggestions! Now THAT is customer service.

A step further: A “unicorn” is a rare, mythical figure. They are a single, polyamorous bisexual woman looking to get equally involved with both members of a couple in a closed relationship. Unicorns are expected to be exclusively with the couple and not allowed to have any other partners… hence them being rare and mythical.

2. Bad Dragon Dildos


Speaking of fantasy – ever wondered what it would be like to get it on with a dragon? Now you don’t just have to imagine. Bad Dragon fashions insertable toys after what they think dragon dicks would look like. Each dildo in the shop has a little story to go with the character, too. I never thought dragons would turn me on, but you need to see some of these bad dragon beauties made of 100% silicone. There was definitely a lot of thought put into them, making these Bad Dragon dildos the most badass on our top ten weirdest sex toys list.

A step further: Dragon fantasies are hugely popular in science fiction since Anne McCaffrey lead the way with her Pern novels that were packed with psychic dragon sex. Why would they not be? Dragons are enormous, fiery, beautiful, uncontrollable and difficult to slay. They’re the perfect burning desire.

3. Self Delve Garden of Eden


Remember growing up with movies claiming you can have sex with fruits and vegetables? Well, they were wrong… until now. Self Delve, a German company, has created a Garden of Eden line so you can finally find out what it’s like to masturbate with a silicone eggplant. They even take it a step further – some of their toys ripen with your body temperature. This means you start with an unripe green banana and end up with a delicious looking yellow one! I dare you to tell me this doesn’t intrigue you.

A step further: There are theories that there was no actual fruit-eating happening by Adam and Eve, and in fact, their fall was brought on by an unholy sexual union between Satan and Eve. Two seeds were planted in the womb of Eve, one from Satan (Cain) and one from Adam (Abel). There may have been a major sex affair in the Garden of Eden. Appropriate theme for sex toys, right?

4. Split Peaches Grenade Butt Plug 


This toy is not for butt plug beginners. Pretty self-explanatory – it is shaped as a grenade, made of 100% silicone and comes in three different sizes. Split Peaches has been known to exclaim “attack that ass!”. Have you seen the size of that thing? It is massive, but what else would you expect from a toy shaped as a weapon. Use lube, lots of lube, and enjoy that girth with one of the most explosive of the weirdest sex toys on our list!

A step further: You shouldn’t start with the biggest possible butt plug out there. There is a certain amount of anal training that you need to go through. The muscles around the anus need to get used to being stretched. The basic idea is to start small and gradually work your way up to bigger sizes. You can start with a pinky or work your way through an anal training kit. Remember, the anus doesn’t self-lubricate so make sure you have a bottle of lube nearby.

5. Crystal Delights Pony Tail 


Initially, my thought was “why would I want to be a pony” and then I looked at it a bit longer and decided “Yup, I want to be a pony”. Not only do you get one of Crystal Delight’s beautiful glass butt plugs, but you also have the option to attach a tail in your favourite colour. There are a range of colours that can be changed to reflect whatever mood you are in. How could you NOT want this? You get to be a pony. It might not turn on your partner (or it might!), but one thing is for sure: you’re going to have a lot of fun prancing around.

A step further: Ponyplay is an erotic role-play where a person assumes the role of a ponygirl or ponyboy. It can combine many aspects of BDSM and often involves dominance/submission and bondage. There are cart ponies, riding ponies and show ponies. Equipment can be a huge component of this role-play and the market for this has been greatly expanded over the past few years.

6. Gorge Ohwell Drumstick Stuffer 
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Are you a serious chicken lover? Then Gorge Ohwell has the perfect toy for you. Starting out the food section on our ten weirdest sex toys list, the fried chicken drumstick, this one allows you to get even closer to your favourite food. Look how realistic it is! Made of 100% silicone. Just make sure not to keep it in the kitchen or your guests might be in for a surprise.

A step further: If you are brave, log onto any porn site and search for ‘food fetish’. You’ll see cucumbers, hot dogs, cake, watermelon, tacos, a pack of green onions… we can’t make this stuff up. The thing is, that real food isn’t so great for your genitals (it can actually cause some problems). This chicken drumstick is the perfect solution – satisfies the food fetish and is body safe!

7. Gorge Ohwell Cheeseburger Ball Gag 


The next food fetish item on our weirdest sex toys list come from Gorge Ohwell again. They've somehow managed to make the cheeseburger sexy. If you’re into some light BDSM, you’re probably familiar with the use of ball gags. This gag brings your playtime to a whole other level with a 100% silicone food replica. You get to stuff a cheeseburger in your partner’s mouth. Just hope you don’t get hungry mid-session.

A step further: People use gags for a variety of reasons, many of which fall into the “submissive or dominant” roles. The gag is intended to deprive someone of the means of communication through speech. For some, the gag represents punishment and control. For others, it can be used as a form of humiliation. The cheeseburger might just work for all scenarios.

8. Tenga Eggs 


weirdest sex toysMale masturbators come in all shapes and sizes – some realistic and some texturized for enhanced pleasure. Tenga created something unique: masturbating eggs. They are one-time use male masturbators. They are the perfect size for traveling and being discreet. Just crack open the packaging, add some lube and have a yolkin’ good time. No, seriously, these have awesome reviews from numerous sex bloggers. It is a great introduction to male masturbators if you don’t want to spend a lot of money.

A step further: Male masturbators keep getting bad press despite the significant advances in the technology. While there are some that are anatomical, there are many that are not. Male masturbators are created with textures that stimulate nerve endings in the penis with the goal of giving a better-than-real feel. They can be used individually or with your partner doing the stroking for you. They are easy to use, easy to clean and will definitely intensify pleasure.

9. Clone-A-Willy 


Yes, this doesn’t seem to belong on our weirdest sex toys list because it looks like a stereotypical dildo. The difference? You get to make your own. As long as you have a penis or can borrow a penis, you get to create your own replica in 100% silicone. Missing your boyfriend? Just make a clone and he’ll never be that far away. Or, alternatively, you get to see what it is like to have sex with yourself. Yes, the fantasy is real.

A step further: Rumors of Marilyn Manson removing a rib in order to perform autofellatio sparked an ever-growing interest in people giving themselves head. While Tumblr gifs will show you it is possible, you do need incredibly flexibility to do this. Apparently this isn’t a new topic as many ancient Egyptian texts refer to autofellatio while performing religious rituals.

10. Vesper by Crave (Necklace Vibrator) 


Feeling frisky but don’t want to leave the house with a bag of sex toys? Crave has got you covered with their vibrator necklace. Camouflaged as a piece of stainless steel jewelry, not even your in-laws would be suspicious. Whether you want to make a bold statement or you’ve learned to always be prepared – Vesper is the perfect choice to get your buzz on. You can pick silver, rose gold or 24 kt gold plating.

A step further: If Gloria Steinem can wear a vulva-shaped ring known as the “clitoring”, then you can too. From custom order vulva rings on Etsy, to discreet bracelet handcuffs for on-the-go BDSM, there is a whole new range of erotic/genital-inspired jewelry. The more vulvas you see on T-shirts, the more you’ll realize just how trendy it really is. Putting female anatomy and pleasure first? This is a trend we can support.

And that concludes our top ten weirdest sex toys list. Have anything to add? Something weirder? Make a comment below, we want to hear from you!


Rebecca Dane is one half of A Couple of Kinks - a sex-positive, Canadian-based site that focuses on sex toy reviews, ‘how to’ guides and stories of their sexcapades. They are hoping to help impact the sex toy industry by focusing on safe, ethical and LGBT+ inclusive companies, while also providing sex education and stories to help normalize sex and kink. Twitter is @acoupleofkinks .

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