Far be it from me, a “good girl” from way back to condone misbehavior of any kind, but let’s face it. Sometimes, we all need a bit of funishment: rough and tumble, maybe a good hard spanking and the one we depend on to provide it is...a bit distracted.

Work. Kids. Holidays. The Netflix obsession of the week - The Walking Dead, I’m looking at you! It all gets in the way of much needed play time.

No fears. Babygirl to the rescue! I may try to be a “good girl” but I’m also pretty sassy. With a little creativity, a willingness to get a rise out of your partner, and a few ideas, you can get bent over a knee, pushed to the ground, and tortured in the kinkiest, most fun ways in no time.

What is Funishment?


First, for anyone new to the idea, a quick definition. Funishment is simply a combination of fun and punishment in kinky play. Did you pretend to be a bad girl to get a spanking? Were you a little snarky so your partner would pull your hair and smack your cheek just the way you like it? That’s funishment.

The difference between willful disobedience and manipulation (neither are good for any relationship) is that your partner is in on the fun, too. I have a Daddy Dom who loves to tease me, so he’ll call me a brat (which I most certainly am not!) just to get me riled up. And I’ll be teasingly disrespectful in return.

How to Earn Your Funishment


Make sure your partner is on the same page before you try any of these ideas so you don’t end up in the corner or (worse) in an argument. This is meant to get both of you off and have fun at the same time. Keep it light!

“Accidentally” forget to go without underwear one day. When your partner finds out (and they always do), wiggle your butt, buck your hips forward, or bat those eyelashes and then ask what they plan to do about it. Wide eyes and an “innocent” look help.

how-get-much-needed-funishment-2.jpgFor the littles/babygirls and boys out there, cross your arms, pout, stomp your foot, and say, “I don’t wanna!” when you’re asked to do something. Wink and smile a little to make sure your partner gets the joke. You’ll either be “forced” to comply which can be really hot or you’ll be given a red ass and then “forced” to do it. Either way, it’ll be fun for both of you.

If you’re in the middle of a spanking, tell your partner they seem to be tired, their smacks lack a little something, or that you almost fell asleep. You’re practically guaranteed the spanking of your life after that.

Go for some old-fashioned role play. This is a good option if you don’t have a teasing relationship or your partner doesn’t always know when you’re playing. And some people just enjoy roleplay as a fun fantasy. Be the naughty student to their stern teacher, robber to their cop, or whatever works for you. Either way, be “bad” and let them punish you in the worst (and best) way.

Pick the right time for this, but a few phrases seem to work for me for great funishment:


Is that all you’ve got?

Are you sure you’re up for this?

I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

What are you going to do about it?

I’m not scared!

I can handle anything you’ve got. (I got bruises from that one. It was awesome!)

Be careful what you wish for when it comes to funishment. Sometimes poking the bear (as I call it) will get you much more than you bargained for. Yes, of course, safewords should always apply, too. Have fun, get kinky together, and reconnect - all while being a little silly, naughty, or snarky.

Kayla Lords is a freelance writer, sex blogger, and a masochistic babygirl living the 24/7 D/s life. Follow her on her website or on Twitter @Kaylalords.
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