Valentine’s Day is here, and you can think of it in a few ways. It’s either a day to celebrate your love for your partner(s). Or…. It’s a capitalist, Hallmark holiday meant to guilt people into buying flowers, chocolate, and meaningless greeting cards, or make you feel alone and unloved if you’re single.

Let’s assume you’re not alone with a dozen cats. Let’s assume you’ve got a fun, kinky partner you adore. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day or some random day in June, here are a few kinky ways to say “I love you.”

 

 

Give a Little Kinky Love for V-Day

 

Scrawl a few endearing messages across your body in marker.

 

“I love it when you fuck my holes”

“Use your slut”

 

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If you must have chocolate, use it creatively by painting yourself with chocolate syrup. Write “I love you” with the last letter ending at your groin. They’ll get the idea of what you want.

 

 

Spell out “Spank me” with your impact play toys and leave them on the bed.

 

Into blood or needle play? Red is the color of love, right? Let your partner know a little blood and a lot of pain is better than flowers.

 

Hand your partner the strongest vibe you’ve got, rope or bondage tape, and the picture you found on Tumblr of the best way to use both.

 

Be your partner’s foot stool, side table, or other piece of furniture. Stay quiet and be of use.

 

    Crawl everywhere - naked.

     

    Wear the three piece suit or latex or leather while your partner salivates.

     

    To all the sadists out there, say “No” to your masochist partner all day.

     

    Edged orgasms. Forced orgasms. Both. Enough said.

     

    Nothing says love like rimming your willing partner’s ass.

     

    Anal play with lots of lube and a vibrating plug.

     

    Play with your puppy or kitten partner. Throw the ball, get their water bowls out, and scratch their tummy.

     

    Hot wax on sensitive body parts quite literally scream  “I love you”

     

       Face-fucking -  with dildos or cocks - is fun for everyone.

       

       Strap on a strap-on - fuck your lovely lady or peg the dude you love best.

       

      Do you see where I’m going with this? Do the kinky thing your partner loves best (and that you consent to). Play out a few fantasies. Let porn and erotica be your guide for an evening. That’s much better than a card you’ll throw away or going out to a fancy dinner where you wait an hour to get a table.

       

      Have your own way to say 'I love you' in a kinktastic way? We want to hear about it! Leave a comment below!

       

      Image by Colourbox.com and Colourbox.com

       


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