Messy Play with My Fair Lady (#sploshing)

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Things have been a bit heavy this week so I thought I'd lighten my mood with something playful and frivolous. So here's an homage to sploshing with apologies and thanks to Cole Porter and Birds Instant Catering Pack.

If you've ever had a gloopy bent

You'll enjoy this little stream of verse

I've cleaned it up to spare some shame

And although it may seem a trifle lame

Celebrate.  Kink with a lifelong partner can still be fun

Familiarity breeds content!

 

Messy Play with My Fair Lady

I've thrown my custard to her face
A messy sexy way to makes the day begin
I've flicked her clit such a sweet yellow tune
She whistles night and noon
Her squeels, her frowns
Her sexy ups, her going downs
Are second nature to me now
Like breathing out and breathing in
I was serenely independent and content before we met
Surely I could always be that way again and yet
Now I've thrown my custard to create her dutiful look
Custard in her hair, over her face I confess
I'm very grateful she's submissive and so easy to mess
Not a habit i want to break and yet
I've grown accustomed to the trace

of my cream of choice in her hair
And custard on her face.

(From the K Ling Philm wrap album "Keepin' it fresh" not available in good record stores anywhere)

Edited June 13, 2019 by Deleted Member
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