Flat renter, shoes wearer, hair owner.
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Destined to be naked, Butt_Daddy was born without clothes. Too sexy for mortal eyes, within seconds he was taken hostage by a clothe-wearing gang of humans (or 'shy apes', as he calls them). Since then he's made it his quest to seek birthday suit refuge amongst the dunes of nudist beaches, spas, clubs, and the company of like-minded individuals.
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