Free to good home, one kind inexperienced man looking for a new life purpose.

I’m 30 now and I’m tired of being alone. I’m ready to dedicate myself to someone else.
Is it you?
I am somewhat of a jack of all trades professionally, Im passionate about cooking and storytelling and Iv got a let’s wait and see attitude about most political issues. But what I really want is a mistress to serve. Can I be your house husband?
Willing to relocate,