I am starting to get bored in life and want to explore new things but in a safe way
I have quite a few:
Being cared for, wetting myself, age play and sugar daddies.
I like men that like to foot worship.
I like being used as a Barbie doll and me wearing a mask like a Barbie doll.
I like older men, my age to much older and pretty women around my age but not looking for threesomes or group sex
I like really pretty women but at least my age
What I want is to be the worlds worst naughty secretary but I want to meet you in a professional office out of hours or when your colleagues/clients aren't there. You must wear a nice suit, tailored, no cheap ones.
I love wearing cubin ff nylons but with the heal pulled down a bit so my legs look slightly longer and an 8 strap metal clasp suspender belt with slutty cami red and black, which I pull down during, as I'm slightly chubby but you don't know that as I am wearing a skirt and blouse undone but all these things you find a positive as if you are not serious into EVERYTHING about this fantasy then please don't apply as you may as well put your own post up.
I want you to interview me for a job and give me the job but I am the worlds biggest bimbo and I want you to be a right sleaze but not even touch me until you have interviewed me and teased each other. I want you to be a right barsted on the phone to other people but really nice to me. I am shy and will have to quickly take my trousers off when I come in to reveal a shirt skirt and nylons and undo my blouse. We will probably drink wine as we are seriously inappropriate members of staff, I prefer chardonnay (Chilled) - sealed lid, and probably will be nervous so you must actually like shy women and not ones that take the lead but obviously if you take the piss I will just go and you would miss out on a bit of fun.
You're going to interview me and I am going to be really timid and stupid but you hire me anyway as you don't even make eye contact, you cannot stop looking at my cleavage and legs and then decide to hire me under the disability act of serious low IQ/hairhead. I ask the most dumbest questions and you try not to laugh but you actually find it cute. I want you to be really patronising but not rude, talk to me like I am a right air head, I'm so stupid and clumsy that I even try not to fall over in my heals sometimes, you can get me to do the filing, but I don't even know the alphabet, I muck everything up, but you don't care coz that's not why you hired me but you don't tell me that.
I wear glasses that I don't need, to make me look clever.
I don't want you to degrade me but I want you to lie to me and make out that I am the prettiest woman that you have ever seen, that I am a barbie doll, realistically I'm OK, I try look after myself: 5"7 but will wear heals and nylons, nice legs, size 16, 38DD, porcelain, blue eyed blonde.
I like the thought of a professional office as it turns me on and also for safety as I find hotels sleazy.
I don't answer phones but just file and photocopy things and put post it notes everywhere that I just lose, you secretly find it funny but I don't care as I like the thought that you can not stop thinking about fucking me but you kind of have to act professional incase I go to human resources so I keep secretly teasing you. You make unnecessary pretend phone calls like sacking your old secretary as you got a more sluttier one now, but I'm so stupid that I don't realise you are talking about me; I might make a comment like "Are you being, ummmm I don't know, like inappropriate?" and youre like "No of course not". Sometimes I might hide in your stationary cupboard and when you come in I WILL JUST LOOK GUILTY and you have to ask me why.
There is no guarantee of sex but if I'm staying and not sneaking out, it's obviously going to happen. no locking me in but you need to lock others out.
I want you to pretend that I am the prettiest woman that you have ever seen, I'm kind of average but try my best as I like things like hair extensions and that, but you pretend to be working but really you can't take your eyes off me and you're really perving on me and getting seriously turned on but trying to hide it.
I'm not an escort so I don't want to be treated like one so we both have to really be into it.
I like the tease for ages before you actually touch me because otherwise I may as well use my sex toys at home.
I like older, tall men, not too fat
MUST be central Norwich and No back alley skanky offices