I am an avid face farter. I can't have sex with you until I've blown massive farts in your face. I wear thongs because when I fart it feels like someone's nose is deep in my butt sniffing the farts.Ahhhh!
That post was for eyemblacksheep. I should have said that.
You have an awkward, vulnerable side. I never would have guessed. This is like living in Metropolis and finding out Superman is Clark Kent.
Why is it called a dirty atm? I thought that was called a roman helmut.
I totally understand what you mean.
My last boyfriend enjoyed my fetish so I asked him what his was. He wanted 2 things. A blumpkin and he wanted to give me the golden shower in the shower. I said that sounds fun. So first we did the blumpkin. Then we got in the shower. I got on my knees and closed my eyes. His warm piss flowed all Read more… ober my face and tits. It felt really good.
I love your advice. Has anyone told you that you are the male version of Dear Abby for this website? I appreciate that you tell people the truth. Thank you.
I'm going to tell you a very quick story. When I was 19, I worked at a Metabolife booth in the mall. One of my female customers also worked in the mall at one of the department stores. Men constantly hit on her because she looked like Veronica from the Archie comic books. Well, I said to her one Read more… day Listen, you never say yes to any of the men who ask you out. Why is that? She said I'm asexual. I was young and naive so I said Wait, you don't want to have sex with anyone? She said no, I don't. Then she said I am asexual but I am really into getting a good foot rub. Like, really into it. I told you this story because it was my 1st experience with anyone asexual and she was an asexual fetishist. Since she had an obsession with getting a good foot rub, that means you can have every kink or fetish you want. I hope I was helpful.
Thank you Dave890! I had not had self esteem issues in years until that lady said something. I'm hoping when other people are about to criticize someone's appearance they will read what you said and think twice about it.
Thank you, I wasn't aware. Since I'll be getting paid more at this new job, I will be able to do things like that.
I just go to pornhhub. If there is a better one that is free, please tell me.
Thank you, guys! I probably wouldn't have been worried about it, if it were a different type of job. I'm sorry I can't say more.