My name is David, but to friends and family I am Rover.
I am rather an acquired taste. I enjoy most things in life that are either bad for your health, or bad for your soul. I am uncoordinated and decisive at the same time. I love music of all tastes but tend to go for Metal and rock when enjoying a night out. I love animals But am highly allergic to cats, I do however know how to live alongside them without my face turning into a balloon, so if you have cats and we get to a point of my coming over please let me know beforehand, no one needs to see a fat, red, swollen head.
Dogs on the other hand might ruin things with us, I will pay more attention to the doggy than you, I love dogs.
I am looking for a (not in any order or preference) funny, intelligent, witty, easy on the eye, kind, outgoing, fetish friendly (this one is important), grounded lady. Age is not an issue to me (older ladies are far more suited to me).
I am not looking for the following:-
‘Internet pay to see me on cam girls’, I have a working internet connection and access to porn sites, you are not needed.
A lady that has no Idea what she wants from life, I have spent a lot of time thinking and I am sure of what I want from life.
A lady that has self-esteem issues, I have been through this before, I assure you.
So any ladies that have got this far and haven’t been too put of get in touch.