I am looking for intellectual/erotic engagement; humor, lots and lots of humor; conversation; curiosity; strength (this is important); integrity (yep, this is even more important); financial indifference; friendship.

Yes, friendship.

I am looking for a woman who enjoys a (sometimes disturbingly) intellectually playful man.

I am looking for smarts (street and otherwise), intellect, wisdom, clever, and mind-like-a-steel-trap.

I am looking for kindness, sincerity, tolerance, compassion, sympathy, and empathy.

I am looking for a woman who loves to laugh.

One last thing: My income is BELOW $25,000 a year, and I have zero savings. I live poor and happy, and have no intention of doing otherwise.

Desires and Fantasies
Well . . . spanking, mostly. I am pretty much dom, though I would switch with some suitable somebody.

As sex (for me, at least) is very personel, so much depends on the specific dynamic with a specific person. That having been said, everything else beyond spanking is negotiable