Tickle torture sub. Not into significant pain, bodily waste or violence but open to suggestions about anything else.
I look like the guy they send to repossess your car - not small, not pretty. I'm not the sort of man who rolls over the moment you click your fingers.
If you like to force a man to comply and hear some manscreams I may be of use to you.
To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where... oh, apparently it's already been done.
I'll settle for some mindless fun then.