Farting forum

[Mg****]

I have a kink for farting females.

i would like some advice on it 

 

[ey****]

and the question is?

[Deleted Member]

Feed them beans. Lots and lots of beans 😉

[Lugnut-4292]

Mrs LugNut could probably help.... she trumpets away quite happily. Although to be fair I am probably no saint either. She gets really pissed if I hold her head under duvet, I can expect a good thrashing come next play time 

Back to your post, I'm not sure what to suggest, it is a bit of a niche and hard for most people to fart on demand. Are you looking for somebody to fart on you/at you? You may have to look for a while, maybe pay, maybe have to travel a long way? All kink is good kink but some kink is harder to satisfy that others.

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Edited June 2, 2018 by lugnut

[Wolfy3076]

I want advice on that to because I like.that to?

[ey****]

what advice? what is the question?

Otherwise I think we should just repeat Muff's answer above "eat some beans"

[Wolfy3076]

How can I get a girl to fart for me?

[ey****]

OK.  3 routes.

Number 1.  Get a girlfriend. Tell her "it may sound weird, but I like it when you fart"

Number 2. Get involved in your local kink community, make friends, one day if discussion of play comes up mention it as something of interest (of course this option isn't so easy if farting is your only interest)

Number 3. The quickest and easiest route.  Pay somebody.

[Deleted Member]

As a black man I love a woman that will fart and shit on my dick when I nutt in her asshole

[Deleted Member]

The aroma while I'm deep in is intoxicating....

[Deleted Member]

I LOVE smelling girl farts! Can't get enough