Kinkmas Carols

[purplepie]

UPDATE: The Christmas Carol Competition is over! 

And the lucky winner is...🥁🥁  @Spanksy!

Congratulations! You will receive 250 points! 🥳

Thanks to everyone for participating! 🙏 And I hope you had lovely holidays 💖

 

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What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas carol?

🥁🥁🥁

- Bark the Herald Angels Sing!

*cough* That was funny, right? RIGHT?

... Hopefully, you come up with more creative Christmas carols! Grab your tuning fork, warm up and present us your ✨filthiest Christmas carol✨ 🎶 The winner with the most likes will be announced on December 27th and will receive 250 points!

[PixieDust]

Ooh love a Kinky Carol.....here we go 😁

 

Deck the dungeons with boughs of kinky,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
'Tis the season to be horny,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Don we now our shiny leathers,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Enjoy the ancient kinktide treasures,

 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

See the blazing butts before us,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Strike the arse and join the chorus,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Follow us in *** and pleasure,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
While we tell of BDSM leisure’s,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Enjoy away the old year bruises,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

Hail the new, ye Doms and muses,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Sing our safe words all together,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Heedless of the chains and tethers,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Deck the dungeons with boughs of kinky,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la…….

[Deleted Member]

12 days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, one silver chain

On the second day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, Two Diamond collars

and a silver chain to match

On the third day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, Three choices of whips for punishments or pleasure

Two Diamond collars
And One silver chain

On the fourth day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, four kinds of gags to stuff my mouth with

Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
And One silver chain

On the fifth day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, Two vibrators and three dildos to help train all my wholes

Four kinds of gags
Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
And One silver chain

On the sixth day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, 6 different costumes to role play in like doctor or getting kidnap

Two vibrators and three dildos
Four kinds of gags
Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
And one silver chain

On the seventh day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, Seven doggy bones just for me

Six different costumes
Two vibrators and three dildos
Four kinds of gags
Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
And one silver chain

On the eighth day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, Eight days of chastity

Seven doggy bones
Six different costumes
Two vibrators and three dildos
four kinds of gags
Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
and one silver chain

On the ninth day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, Nine straight hours of both *** and pleasure on a machine that fucked me

Eight days of chastity
Seven doggy bones
Six different costumes
Two vibrators and three dildos
four kinds of gags
Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
and one silver chain

On the tenth day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, ten people for a orgy

Nine hours on a fucking machine
Eight days of chastity
Seven doggy bones
Six different costumes
Two vibrators and three dildos
four kinds of gags
Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
and one silver chain

On the eleventh day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, eleven pairs of bruises

Ten people for a orgy
Nine hours on a fucking machine
Eight days of chastity
Seven doggy bones
Six different costumes
Two vibrators and three dildos
four kinds of gags
Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
and one silver chain


On the twelfth day of Christmas my daddy sent to me, Twelve *** fluffies to fill my bed with
Eleven pairs of bruises
Ten people for a orgy
Nine hours on a fucking machine
Eight days of chastity
Seven doggy bones
Six different costumes
Two vibrators and three dildos
four kinds of gags
Three choices of whips
Two Diamond collars
and one silver chain

On the last day of Christmas my daddy visited me, He tied me up then told me to shut up and be a good girl now

[Si****]

Silent Dom, Holy Dom,
all is calm, night is long.
Ass so round with flogger upon,
sub who wish they were never born.
Rest in subspace in peace now,
rest in subspace in peace.

 

©2022-2023 SirJ

Edited December 20, 2022 by SirJ

[ge****]

Bending over now
A saw horse made to slay
O'er the wood we go,
Laughing all the way
Bells on balls shall ring,
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A pegging song tonight
.
Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Domme's strap-on today
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Domme's strap-on today
.
A day or two ago,
I thought I'd take a ride,
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was sliding deep inside;
My arse was clean and lubed
Misfortune seemed my lot
She told me not to move,
And then she hit the spot
.
Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Domme's strap-on today
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Domme's strap-on today
.
Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Domme's strap-on today
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Domme's strap-on today
.
Now my arse is tight
She uttered with her tongue
"Take me deep tonight
And sing this pegging song"
When she started to thrust
She pounded once again
Hitched me to an open cross
And crack! I took the cane
.
Oh, jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Domme's strap-on today
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a Domme's strap-on today

[Si****]

The Christmas Song
 - Nat 4RCH Cole 

Subs in bondage by an open fire,
Pup is locked up in it’s cage,
Slaves take care of Master’s every desire,
Well he’s getting on a bit in age,

Everybody knows that Master has explicit taste,
And likes his toys all clean and bright,
Patience please it will be worth the wait,
There will be sore bums tonight,

Master’s been at work all day, and now he wants to have a play
He has paddles and whips and canes in store,
And floggers at hand if he needs more.

So don’t come knocking round at Master’s place,
Because tonight he has his plans.
Although if he can’t keep up with the pace,
He might welcome some extra hands.
 

[ge****]

Little subbie, little subbie
On your hands and knees
Gotta keep on taking spankings
For your Dom/me to please

Been a long time little subbie
Collar's done up tight
Don't give up now little subbie
Orgasm's in sight

Let out those moans tonight
Orgasm, Orgasm
For that little sub tonight
Orgasm, Orgasm

Little subbie, little subbie
Had a heavy play
Little subbie's caring dominant safely plays
Little subbie's caring dominant safely plays

Little subbie, little subbie
Sub space is near
A guiding hand from the
Dominant shining clear
Little subbie's caring dominant safely plays
Little subbie's caring dominant safely plays

[MistressOfReality]

“Don we now our gay apparel”.


(And let’s not forget that Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.)

[Deleted Member]

My cock engorged and grows, she opens her mouth wide, down the hatch it goes, in her throat it slides, gagging on my cock, tongue flicking my balls, bad girls spit an spew, good girls gulp it all

Oh

Drain my balls, lick my taint, swallow all my goo, ahegeo as I explode a massive load in you,

Gag and drool, work my tool, puff my fleshy pipe, please dont rake for goodness sake and suck my dick tonight

[Ar****]

Chains a-ring, are you listening
Here's some ***, bodies glistening
A mutual delight, we're happy tonight
Walking in a kinkster's wonderland

Gone away is vanilla
Here to stay is a thriller
He sings about whips, and fluids on lips
Squawking in a kinkster's wonderland

In the subspace we can build a dream land
Relish in the place that we have found
You'll need a tender aftercaring firm hand
Or watch out when you come back down to ground

Later on we'll perspire
As we lay by the fire
There's toys in your bag, is that a ball gag?
No talking in a kinkster's wonderland

In the dungeon crops are used to incur
Funishments and things which might seem mean
I'll say "Had enough?" and you'll say, "No sir,
Carry on, my traffic light is green"

Later on we'll retire
As we lose all attire
Your head on my chest, it's time that we rest
From walking in a kinkster's wonderland
Walking in a kinkster's wonderland.

[Sp****]

Kink! The hobbled subbies sing

Glory to my nipple ring

*** on her it drives her wild

Doms and subs are reconciled

All ye subbies can arise

And lay across my big firm thighs

With thy angelic ass proclaim

It’s Mr Spanksy’s time again

Kink! The hobbled subbies sing

Place your buttplug inside my ring!!

[De****]

Tuesday at 04:10 PM, PixieDust said:

Ooh love a Kinky Carol.....here we go 😁

 

Deck the dungeons with boughs of kinky,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
'Tis the season to be horny,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Don we now our shiny leathers,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Enjoy the ancient kinktide treasures,

 Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

See the blazing butts before us,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Strike the arse and join the chorus,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Follow us in *** and pleasure,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
While we tell of BDSM leisure’s,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Enjoy away the old year bruises,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

Hail the new, ye Doms and muses,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Sing our safe words all together,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Heedless of the chains and tethers,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

 

Deck the dungeons with boughs of kinky,

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la…….

Fabulous, see the blazing butts before us 😂🤣

[AssPlay2day]

Sung to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree".

 

 

Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
How lovely is thy pussy
Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
How lovely is thy pussy
Your juices flow, it's such a treat
Makes me want to beat my meat
Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
How lovely is thy pussy

Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
Your juices turn to lather
Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
Your juices turn to lather
Each time you cum, I want to sing
But then your hits begin to sting
Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
Your juices turn to lather

Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
I gaze at all your beauty
Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
I gaze at all your beauty
You look at me, my heart doth swoon
And then you say I will cum soon
Oh sit on me, my Mistress please
I gaze at all your beauty