Hi! Im actor Troy McClure. You may remember me from such deviant sexual profiles as 'Holy fuck, I would never touch that' and 'I'm sorry, you want to put that thing in my what?'

I'm not really a cartoon actor. I'm sorry. I've gotten us off on the wrong foot by lying to you. Do you think we can get past this bump in our relationship, or is this it?

So, I'm a submissive man from the deeply boring south of the UK. I'm tall, strong, proud, not ugly and pretty intelligent actually (though my profile may be giving you some pause on that particular claim). However, in addition to all those dominant traits, I have this thing where I really want you to treat me like shit and me to do things that I actually really want to do anyway, but need that buffer of assumed to make me feel less disgusting.

Are you horny yet? Is this thing even switched on?

So yeah, that's the kink thing. Outside of kink I like music, movies, books and all those other things that everyone else likes. Only my selections are better than everyone else's, because they're mine.

Honestly, if we get to talking I'll probably ask you more about other stuff than I do about kink, because it's all that which really makes the connection. The filth is just where the real fun begins. So, don't be offended if your offer to show me your rude bits is responded to with What book are you reading? I'll still want to see your rude bits, but only if it's a good book.

No, seriously, are you horny yet?

If you want to message me, but don't want to pay this site for something so basic, I'm on Fetlife as The_Hierophant,

Kinky Date25 to 45 years ● 25km around UK, Southampton 4 years ago

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