Funny mishaps that happened to you

[th****]

I always find it giggle worthy hearing of other people sex mishaps and interesting.

We all know sex can be clumsy at times and accidents can happen. So what are yours?

[Ki****]

One of my old subs was petite and loved when I would pick her up during sex. This one particular time was really intense and after climax she went COMPLETELY limp. I was struggling to hold up her body and had to toss her at the bed, luckily she landed on it😅

[sp****]

One time I came so hard a tiny turd came out

[ge****]

My sub Was new to the lifestyle. I was a bit excited for her. We began, played, had fun… I then realized the 2 pair of LEO handcuffs on her ankles and wrists, I forgot the key. It was a Sunday holiday. Nothing open. 🤣
I gave her the choice, spend 2 hours in the car traveling to my home for them, stay where she was for 4 hours, or I would drive her to the local police department.
She chose the latter. The duty officer was awesome.. my sub was also naked…

[Sp****]

I had a playmate who had a very vanilla upbringing and marriage. She divorced and was exploring things that she wanted to try that her husband never would. One of her fantasies was to rent a hotel room spread a shower curtain on the bed and roll around and have sex in baby oil. At some point we got too close to the edge of the bed and flopped like fish on the floor. Then we went to take a shower and we couldn't stand in the shower. And found out that not all body washes and hotel shampoos actually clean baby oil off. The only positive in this was that we used the Johnson & Johnson's cocoa butter product which has a chocolatey smell.

[EyeCantSeeYou]

Had to fart during sex. Embarrassed.

[Deleted Member]

I learned that I cannot trust my gag reflex while drunk 😬

[Cu****]

I was balls deep in my baby momma and my asshole itched and I didn't want to stop or reach back so I let out a wicked fart that stopped us both and she just looked me dead in the eyes and said yeah don't ever do that again, when I asked why she said that I vibrated inside of her.
Personally I don't see the problem, I thought y'all ladies paid extra for that.

[Ki****]

Friday at 03:50 PM, EyeCantSeeYou said:

Had to fart during sex. Embarrassed.

My first husband was eating my pussy for the first time and I lost control and farted right in his face. He would never eat my pussy ever again. We end up getting divorced.

[da****]

This guy once left his shirt under us and then had to go home shirtless cause I ended up completely soaking it 🤣

[Go****]

Went out for a lovely 3 course dinner with my partner. Turns out my gag reflex works a bit too well after so many courses.
He wasn’t bothered - in fact he was rather pleased with himself 😂 I was less of a fan. I prefer my blowjobs without a side of regurgitated dinner 🤣

[Deleted Member]

😍😍

[ou****]

Farting during oral sex

[El****]

Oh also once I was doing all that in a cupboard and my mate was downstairs I was on discord on my phone, didn’t release every thing I sent was going to my laptop to and he could see it all

[El****]

Doing all that was in latex undies clamped gagged caged and caning my clamps

[DE****]

Farted loud as hell while getting a blowie !!!she made us change rooms pto finish lmao (it didn’t stink ) btw

[Deleted Member]

In the middle of sex, my dog snuck up and licked my ex's asshole lol. It was like magic 'POOF!' erection was GONE 🤣🤣🤣

[JackJonesHull]

1 hour ago, MidnightRose13 said:

In the middle of sex, my dog snuck up and licked my ex's asshole lol. It was like magic 'POOF!' erection was GONE 🤣🤣🤣

Which reminds me of that one time in the middle of sex on my girlfriends sofa her Shih-Tzu stuck it's cold nose on my ass.

I think I screamed like a warning siren.

The dog was shut in the kitchen after that.

 

I thought I'd blocked that from my memory, apparently not.

[id****]

I fell after jumping off the bed right after sex while still wearing the strapon lmao

[DE****]

4 hours ago, idk20393 said:

I fell after jumping off the bed right after sex while still wearing the strapon lmao

Ok z,,winner winner right here ! Girl that lil it ain’t ie most hilarious visual in my head wow #youarerheshit

[DE****]

Idk20393 I gotta cock jumping story Thats Fet worthy i think lmao

[ja****]

Nip slip in the club while dancing 😅😅

[my****]

My first real girlfriend farted on me while I was going down on her. I was young and didn’t handle it well.

[Windsor519Joely]

My first girlfriend, I couldn't find the whole, didn't realize how low it waslol

[Deleted Member]

My very first time was a complete train wreck.

It was with my then college girlfriend and we were on the verge of breaking up, but we wanted to give it a go.

There were knees and elbows all over the place, she was wearing a dress that wasn't easy to take off, and I'd never worn a condom before and it took a try or two to get it on right.

Of course, after some foreplay to set the mood and a bit of a struggle to get that damn condom on right, I was so excited that I came after just a few pumps into her. And yes, her response to all this was "was that it?"

And on top of all of this, my roommate walked into the dorm room as I was on top of her in bed.

Fortunately, practice made for much better experiences as life moved on.