Why does Fet keep branding itself like I’m trying to negotiate a scene with Lucifer?

[MK****]

Every icon’s got horns, the color scheme screams “consent v*ol*tion, but make it fashion,” and the vibe feels less like a kink community and more like I accidentally walked into a BDSM themed Hot Topic in Hell. You know the place, eternal fire, vinyl corsets, a wall of collar tags with names like "SinisterKitten420,” and a fitting room staffed by a Switch named “Raven” who insists you fill out a checklist before trying anything on.

I’m not the Prince of Darkness, I just brought snacks, a blanket, and a genuine interest in boundaries. I didn’t sell my soul, I just clicked “Join,” and now the entire site thinks I’m into spiritual hexplay and disappearing acts.

Let’s stop acting like every message is a bl**d pact and every unfriend is a ritual sacrifice.
Also: if the next site update makes the safeword “Beelzebub,” I’m out.

Questions for the Damned:

* If Fet had a customer service desk in HellTopic, what would your complaint be?

* What’s your demon name when you’re trying to be flirty but emotionally avoidant?

* If you had to summon someone for aftercare, what three ingredients would you use?

* What song plays when someone ghosts you here: “Highway to Hell” or “Oops!... I Did It Again”?

[wa****]

I snorted out loud. At work. While reading this. And I have to argue one point: Beezlebub sounds like a fin safeword! Gets an instant giggle out of me every time! 😂

[Ma****]

ROFL

[di****]

Bro. You need to go see grass or something. This negativity is toxic and not welcomed anywhere. If you hate the site so much delete and find elsewhere to be. Noone has to accommodate you to this site. You came here. You can leave.

[To****]

🤣🤣🤣 well written. Personally, I like the horns and dark connection, but each to their own. Happy Fetting. 👍

[ca****]

As long as no one tries to push the mark of the beast on me I'm fine

[Bu****]

Hilarious! Thank you for the laugh.

But, as with most profitable companies, in order to appeal to the most people, they need to find the middle of the road. I don't blame them. I blame us ...

Enjoy what you can here and find peace, friend.

[Sw****]

If being around other ppl with different outlooks on religious beliefs or lack thereof bother you then maybe you shouldn't be here. Ppl shouldn't mold themselves to your comforts. Also ppl don't have to sell their souls. There's plenty in hell...😒

[gr****]

I think you're reading too far into it my guy

[Te****]

Didn’t you just post about the indecency and nastiness of the dating scene nowadays? How about a bit of decency and kindness even if I agree that this site could benefit from some improvements along the lines you indicated.

[Et****]

Still preferable than making the kink scene a "My Little Ponny" circlejerk.

[Co****]

It’s okay to be boring my guy

[De****]

My complaint would be unverified profiles getting lobby access. Demon name is Julius. Summoning involves cheesecake, monster energy drink, and cosy blankets. Highway to hell, it's just more metal

[De****]

26 minutes ago, Switchymoon said:

If being around other ppl with different outlooks on religious beliefs or lack thereof bother you then maybe you shouldn't be here. Ppl shouldn't mold themselves to your comforts. Also ppl don't have to sell their souls. There's plenty in hell...😒

I think you missed the obvious satire....

[FE****]

Just now, DeathSmilesBack said:

My complaint would be unverified profiles getting lobby access. Demon name is Julius. Summoning involves cheesecake, monster energy drink, and cosy blankets. Highway to hell, it's just more metal

Glad to see someone reading the questions :-)

[Cy****]

I mean, you’re not wrong. Satire hits solid and echoes the truth.

[Gu****]

Oh man! Thanks for making me laugh first thing in the morning! I needed that!! 😂

[Vl****]

complaint - sort by last online. demon name - cuttlefish. 3 ingredients - eye of teddy bear, essence of headpats, and tear of Dom pride. song - AC/DC obviously

[Sw****]

59 minutes ago, DeathSmilesBack said:

I think you missed the obvious satire....

I don't think it's satire. I've been to his profile. He sounds like he's lonely & wants some type of interaction. Talking about "NPCs" & whatnot. So I definitely fell for his rage bait.

[Sp****]

LMAO, but it's true

[af****]

2 hours ago, dicknbones92 said:

Bro. You need to go see grass or something. This negativity is toxic and not welcomed anywhere. If you hate the site so much delete and find elsewhere to be. Noone has to accommodate you to this site. You came here. You can leave.

The person just made a genuine feedback. You are the negativity instead. Imagine can't standing to one criticism...

[Ro****]

Highway to hell, definitely. Let's just say that Supernatural is my comfort show.
For a good aftercare summons, sprinkle some lavender sage and dragons *** around. As for the rest, I'm still figuring out.

[Deleted Member]

😆 I can hear the complaint now: "Excuse me, I'd like to return this 'Submissive Succubus' starter kit. The horns keep getting caught on my hoodies, and the 'Obedience Oil' smells suspiciously like Axe body spray. Also, is there a less... enthusiastic shade of red available for the theme? Something more 'earthy dungeon' and less 'bl**d fountain chic'?"

[Ra****]

Personally the thing that annoys me most is the censorship of relatively tame words. If you're here, you should be an adult capable of handling even *gasp* curse words. We're in here talking about kink. The censorship feels super at odds with what the app/site is for.

[He****]

Hahaha, this was a fun read. “I just brought snacks and a blanket” 👌
Agreed though, from a graphic designers’ perspective, this place could maybe get a tiny refreshment update haha.