Wa**** Posted May 28 Why does it result in ***? I've always wondered. Recently was fooling around with a girl, she likes to sneak some handsy action in public. Not usually my thing, but I obliged her. We found a quiet area, and started to fool around. The area became more busy (of course it did lol), so we stopped and left. No big deal, but what I don't understand is why getting blueballed causes so much uncomfortable ***. And its not immediate either. I was able to drive home as she lost the mood from everything, and we made plans to hang out later. But now I'm ***d to walk a couple miles for work, and it feels like I have super sensitive bowling balls between my legs. What is the purpose of it? Why would our bodies evolve this way? I'm half tempted to just find a release, just to ease this annoying feeling. Now I'm just turned on by everything, but also quite uncomfortable Seems like a weird design choice by our bodies lol
Sp**** Posted May 28 It’s natures way of telling you to do as you’re told!! Nature wants you to become aroused and expel your seed. It wants you to do what all creatures do and that’s procreate. The fact that you’ve now cheated nature of your one true purpose means you must pay the price and to ensure you learn your lesson and fulfill your role on earth in future you have to suffer. This is so unfair on all those ***age lads who spend hours trying to persuade a ***age girl they need to fulfill their role without success and then have to walk home with a very wide leg stance to stop those poor blueys clanging together!! 😱🥶 but you can’t cheat nature whether it was your choice or hers 🤣
ge**** Posted May 28 Blue Balls is the slang term for a real condition called epididymal hypertension. It refers to aching or ***ful testicles. Some men may experience this after sexual arousal that does not result in orgasm or from infrequent excitement. This symptom may occur because *** builds up in the testicles during arousal, causing them to swell and ache if the person remains aroused for too long.
Wa**** Posted May 28 Author 1 hour ago, HushedBite said: Biology, man. Yeah......... I get that, I was more asking why it happens. If I stretch and get ready to go on a run, but then don't, my legs don't ache. But someone else gave a good answer as to the why, so now I know. Still sucks, dumb feature lol
Fi**** Posted May 28 You need to masturbate more often. I usually need to get off daily or I end up with the same ***.
Sa**** Posted May 29 one can learn to control it, and even enjoy edging. of course, one needs to start slowly, and build up resistance to do the obvious and at some point one can master samen retention - and the fun fact: one can still have orgasm! just without ejaculation. this practice is around for thousands of years but not very common in the western world. the yogis call it brahmacharya and you find it even in vedic or tantric scriptures in case you’ll stress to put in some research efforts. however, it’s not for everyone as it goes against the primal instincts as somebody mentioned before, yet beneficial in kind of an unexpected way. haters will say it‘s not manly and those will most likely never get it during their lifetimes. better luck next round then 🪬
AustinTheDude Posted May 29 Blue balls is the effect of epididymal hypertension. Basically too much *** flow to your testicles during arousal without finishing. It generally only happens after prolonged arousal without conclusion. It’s normal and goes away on its own.
pm**** Posted May 30 It’s definitely blue balls reading brought back high school memories beat that shit it won’t take long and total relief first time I was like 🤬 wtf!!!
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