Waking up in a tricky situation

[SapphicScientist]

I know we have a history Dear, that's why your thighs are anchored down in 5 points, not 2. And that just means I know you well enough that I'll enjoy this. You might seem sweet from the outside, but I know, just how infuriating you are.

You want to try to get out?

How does it feel? Did I do a good job with my knots?
I tested them a bit while you were out, but I didn't want to disturb you, you look so peaceful sleeping, your body is so soft. It is so cathartic, finally getting to put you where I want you after all that struggling.

Always teasing me knowing I could do this the whole time, it's almost as if you've been asking for this.

I'm getting too excited already, I remember you need to be replenished when you go down. But you like your mouth clean before you eat?

You don't want to spoil your little snack, do you? No-oo! yo-ou! do-on't! Ahh! your cheeks are so soft and moldable coming off anesthetic.

Do you have enough control of your swallow to do mouthwash?

Alright, don't worry, I'll milk it when I dose you, I'd like to build up your anticipation by describing exactly what the chemicals do before you taste them, this is just a little spicy, but I tasted it first, it's not too much for you, I can read the ingredients if you'd like?

What I can also do... Is plug your nose? Until you gasp for air? But that risks you choking... So let's try again.

Open up again. Good job. That was easy.
Swish around, side to side, front, gargle. Perfect, I'm going to come in with the brush, make a noise if I'm not gentle as a feather duster. Now spit. Perfect.
Let's do some water. Swish. Spit.
Nice and clean. You smell,,, minty fresh.

Okay let's have a snack, I went a little overboard, I made some egg tarts, and I brought some sorbet, there's a few flavors in the fridge because you'll be staying a while, now it's to share but I don't think I'll be able to stop spooning it to you if you smile at me with those needy eyes,, there's some chocolate mousse, don't worry! it's vegan! I know your body is, a, temple, I would never want to taint it. Unless it was absolutely necessary. And it was sweetheart, and now We have all the time in the world to explain what I have your best interest at heart.

Anmnnd what's left? Well, I actually don't want to give you too many options while you're still sooo,,, deliciously hazy, but I do want you considering the truffles for when you're good, and what else is good for recoveryyyy....? Protein and fast carbsss...? Oh! The shitake sushi!

So which is it? The tart? It's always the egg with you. That's why it's the only one fresh in the oven.

And we're not going to play the choking game again? You're ready to be cooperative?

How is it? Did I do a good job? Despite your precarious position, I still think you can be honest, I've got a thick skin.

My, oh, my? I missed my little food critic. Now, let's get down to business.