Popular Post bi**** Posted August 15 Popular Post Title says it all… drop your tried and true methods!
in**** Posted August 16 Use a chapstick twist it clockwise a couple times it'll hurt but will take it off after a couple times of doing it
Dr**** Posted August 16 Always use a frozen spoon to help with the bruise, or just keep the hickey in spots you can’t see
Ed**** Posted August 16 Usually what I do is start right above the hickey and suck around it carefully and expand my coverage until every square inch of her skin is a hickey.
Li**** Posted August 16 Put a spoon in the fridge. After 5-10min take it out, and rub (lightly) the bruise/hickey with the back of the spoon. This or calendula cream; has incredible gealing properties.
Youmademeprimalasfck Posted August 16 I put calamine lotion on it and various spots of the body for days until it was gone. Pretended to itch and all so my gf at the time wouldn’t find out.
Ba**** Posted August 16 With a joke, like if someone asked me about it i‘d just say „got into a fight with four giants and one of them managed to hit me“, „got hit by a truck on the way here“ or „a wild *** attacked me“ The last one may even be true^^ But for actually dealing with them i have the same strategy i have for cuts and scratches; time I just let my body do it’s thing until they are gone and some of the things mentioned above can increase that time
Br**** Posted August 16 More hickeys around that hickey and and in other random places...like your back and knee then claim you keep bruising randomly. 😆
Deleted Member Posted August 16 Played golf on the weekend and one of your opponents balls hit you. 👌👍
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