Zis Posted Tuesday at 07:04 PM Just now, memphis28111 said: Recommendation = shower Ding ding! We have a winner...
Sn**** Posted Tuesday at 07:21 PM Takes 5 minutes to do a quick rinse in the shower, an extra couple minutes to fully wash. Wipes leave a bitter taste. Don't be a fool, wash your tool.
Bl**** Posted Tuesday at 07:22 PM Depends on how much effort you wanna put into it, basic grooming should be enough (shower and shave enough that you don’t have hair covering 60% of your Johnson) to go above and beyond take a wash cloth and body wash and wipe it down like you’re polishing a pool cue then a dab of lotion and few minutes of airing it out usually best if you’re taking mid playtime just move from the bedroom to the shower
Didz Posted Tuesday at 07:43 PM Theres wipes that leave behind edible traces specifically for oral now.
me**** Posted Tuesday at 08:43 PM I just shower if I know I’m getting oral tbh, and yeah maybe a light shave
Ro**** Posted Tuesday at 09:14 PM I think this question is almost offensive. Men, have a shower. Even if you are not going to have sex. Your health will thank you.
cp**** Posted Tuesday at 10:09 PM I’m appalled by the the overall lack of spontaneity in those responses. God, I hope every time I’m about to get or give oral I don’t have a shower available to me. I don’t want it ever to be that well. Planned out every damn time …cause that would be sad.
un**** Posted Tuesday at 10:17 PM I agree with most everyone. Just clean. No soapy taste. A coco butter lotion does leave a decent taste.
Am**** Posted Tuesday at 10:32 PM The hope would be your taste and scent is pleasing at all times. If not bathe more often. Antibacterial soap!!!
Zis Posted Tuesday at 10:32 PM 23 minutes ago, cplhunter33 said: I’m appalled by the the overall lack of spontaneity in those responses. God, I hope every time I’m about to get or give oral I don’t have a shower available to me. I don’t want it ever to be that well. Planned out every damn time …cause that would be sad. Appalled...🤣
Ne**** Posted Wednesday at 12:11 AM 2 hours ago, cplhunter33 said: I’m appalled by the the overall lack of spontaneity in those responses. God, I hope every time I’m about to get or give oral I don’t have a shower available to me. I don’t want it ever to be that well. Planned out every damn time …cause that would be sad. If it's gonna be spontaneous, then the partner is probably going to be aware that he's not gonna be 100% clean.. But if she's showered & cleaned that day, I doubt it'd be much of an issue for most
Ro**** Posted Wednesday at 04:03 AM Let’s be honest: while a full, luxurious scrub-down in the shower is always the gold standard for oral prep, sometimes life happens and you need an on-the-go miracle. I’m assuming our friend here is dealing with a severe time crunch and can't teleport home for a rinse... though I'm also low-key praying this isn't for a lunchtime, sneak-in affair! If you are looking for a quick, "no-shower" tactical cleanup that doesn't leave a terrible, bitter chemical taste for your partner, standard baby wipes are out. They taste like soap and despair. Instead, look into: 99% Pure Water Wipes: (Like WaterWipes). No soap, no alcohol, and absolutely zero bitter residue or weird taste left behind. Flavored Intimate Wipes: Brands like Sweetums or Sweet D are completely body-safe, pH-balanced, and use food-grade ingredients so they actually taste good (or at least neutral). The "Restroom Special": Keep a small microfiber cloth in a ziplock bag. Dampen it with plain sink water in a stall for a quick, chemical-free wipe down. May your timing be quick, your taste be neutral, and your conscience be clear
Bidaddy603 Posted Wednesday at 07:43 AM 3 hours ago, RogueLynx said: Let’s be honest: while a full, luxurious scrub-down in the shower is always the gold standard for oral prep, sometimes life happens and you need an on-the-go miracle. I’m assuming our friend here is dealing with a severe time crunch and can't teleport home for a rinse... though I'm also low-key praying this isn't for a lunchtime, sneak-in affair! If you are looking for a quick, "no-shower" tactical cleanup that doesn't leave a terrible, bitter chemical taste for your partner, standard baby wipes are out. They taste like soap and despair. Instead, look into: 99% Pure Water Wipes: (Like WaterWipes). No soap, no alcohol, and absolutely zero bitter residue or weird taste left behind. Flavored Intimate Wipes: Brands like Sweetums or Sweet D are completely body-safe, pH-balanced, and use food-grade ingredients so they actually taste good (or at least neutral). The "Restroom Special": Keep a small microfiber cloth in a ziplock bag. Dampen it with plain sink water in a stall for a quick, chemical-free wipe down. May your timing be quick, your taste be neutral, and your conscience be clear The only decent answer here. Obviously regular showers are needed, but if you're working up a sweat all day, things need a quick clean, doesn't matter how much you scrubbed that morning. It's like people think a shower makes you clean for 12h no matter what... Smh
he**** Posted Wednesday at 10:52 AM Soap and warm water for sure for any odors but one thing that changed the game for me was applying a small amount of USP+ vegetable glycerin and rub it into your cock and balls. It will make your skin feel soft and taste slightly sweet. Been a secret of mine and always received compliments on how good my cock tasted.
ab**** Posted Wednesday at 10:38 PM 18 hours ago, RogueLynx said: Let’s be honest: while a full, luxurious scrub-down in the shower is always the gold standard for oral prep, sometimes life happens and you need an on-the-go miracle. I’m assuming our friend here is dealing with a severe time crunch and can't teleport home for a rinse... though I'm also low-key praying this isn't for a lunchtime, sneak-in affair! If you are looking for a quick, "no-shower" tactical cleanup that doesn't leave a terrible, bitter chemical taste for your partner, standard baby wipes are out. They taste like soap and despair. Instead, look into: 99% Pure Water Wipes: (Like WaterWipes). No soap, no alcohol, and absolutely zero bitter residue or weird taste left behind. Flavored Intimate Wipes: Brands like Sweetums or Sweet D are completely body-safe, pH-balanced, and use food-grade ingredients so they actually taste good (or at least neutral). The "Restroom Special": Keep a small microfiber cloth in a ziplock bag. Dampen it with plain sink water in a stall for a quick, chemical-free wipe down. May your timing be quick, your taste be neutral, and your conscience be clear Soap and despair has me 🤣🤣 It is true tho, they are rather unpleasant. Walmart has a flushable wipe that is a staple in my on-the-go bag. Minimal fragrance and leaves zero residue. I can't recall the name off hand, but it's found in the travel toiletries aisle. Packet contains 10 wipes, costs less than $5, and is small enough to fit in your back pocket.
De**** Posted Wednesday at 11:59 PM Why are we reinventing the wheel? Shower! Wash everything else while you're at it too, especially your ass. Brush your teeth. Five minutes is not too much to ask. Sincerely, A goddess
BlueGrace Posted Friday at 08:27 AM Using wipes is lazy when it comes to hygiene. Take a shower and use soap. Scrub scrub. Wipes will not effectively clean you.
ka**** Posted 15 hours ago So do men not wash their dick in the sink anymore? You don’t even have to get in the shower. Stand in front of the sink with a wash wrap and soap. Wash that thing in the bathroom sink. Just clean the water off the counter when you are done.
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