Am i weird?

[Longjohn-5206]

do i have an over kinky imagination i dont know. I see an object could be anything from a bar stool to an exercise bike or even gym equipment to a horse riding simulator. I think how can I modify it add to it to use in bdsm a dildo here a plug there metal rings here . Make it more fun . Could be anything
I bought a exercise bike second hand years ago I removed saddle replaced it with a dildo then I welded rings to handle bars and pedals put a spiked cock ring on dildo with spikes facing up. Now im thinking of buying a old horse riding simulator and modify it use my engineering skills build a dildo and plug on it but need to work out how to make that as the saddle moves the devices stay still . I cant help it i see bdsm devices in everything. So bdsm world am weird or just kinky?.

[lo****]

I love that and would love to watch you ride everything

[no****]

Same boat here. I warn people about my creative ideas as a weird thought, but it's not weird to me.

[Ki****]

Best use engineering skills. I’ve always wished I could turn my construction sites into sex attractions!

[Ti****]

We all have wonderful kinks haha 😻

[No****]

I think the same way. I'll see something and think how I could use it in a session.

[DirtyDaddyx]

Some days I’m the same !
Just see something and have that thought …
… hmm .. a pen .. I could use that
… hmm .. a stool .. if I turned it upside down or replaced the seat pad with a dildo …

[Sc****]

i see every single thing the same way 🤣 thought i was alone in this! or just weird 🤣🤣

[Bl****]

So, I'm not the only one then?

[guppy400]

I think the word is entrepreneur

[lo****]

Love watching girlfriend ride gearshift in my car

[ey****]

Not weird.

Like, you have a relevant skill set and creative mind.

 

[Longjohn-5206]

37 minutes ago, eyemblacksheep said:

Not weird.

Like, you have a relevant skill set and creative mind.

 

And a extreme imagination

[Jo****]

not weird, you see it differently

[Ju****]

Wilds dreams we all do have

[Do****]

No, it's not weird at all

[TripleXHexxx]

What you are describing has a name, "pervertables." It's not uncommon.

[Ja****]

31 minutes ago, TripleXHexxx said:

What you are describing has a name, "pervertables." It's not uncommon.

I thought it was called MacaGuyvering but I like pervertables more, lol. There’s also objectophilia

[TripleXHexxx]

19 minutes ago, JamesLoveBites said:

I thought it was called MacaGuyvering but I like pervertables more, lol. There’s also objectophilia

Yeah.. Never heard of objectophilia. We held a couple pervertables classes in town. That's what the presenters called it.

[Longjohn-5206]

12 hours ago, JamesLoveBites said:

I thought it was called MacaGuyvering but I like pervertables more, lol. There’s also objectophilia

Objectophillia isn't that when a person wants to be used as furniture

[Pi****]

Yes. You watch too much porn. Rots your brain.

[Mr-Beard]

3 hours ago, PillowPrincess1 said:

Yes. You watch too much porn. Rots your brain.

lol I couldn’t find so creative porn and seems like it is inspiring this soul not only to jerk off - it is god’s spark of creation speaking through him

[TripleXHexxx]

10 hours ago, Longjohn-5206 said:

Objectophillia isn't that when a person wants to be used as furniture

Actually no. Being treated like a rug, couch, ashtray for example is called forniphilia. It's actually part of how I started out as a Domme.

[Lo****]

And here I thought I was the only one and needed to curb my never-ending, filthy (and often architecturally aimed) thoughts.
Literally, Everything and Anything that passes my line of sight goes thru a subconscious filter of
Can that be used to bind, insert, incorporate some how some way into whatever creative design I am hyper focused on at that day.
Huge fan of predicament bondage and extended length bound and toyed sessions.
Everything can be repressed lol

[Lo****]

*Repurposed