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BestKept
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To start the ball rolling:

"Whomsoever should hold this cock, be she worthy...shall possess the power..."
NowIAmTheMaster
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"On Wednesdays we take it in the pink"
do****
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It's times like this my buddy Whore says: you got to put your dick in my ass - Pumbaa


Oh yes, the anal can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. - Rafiki πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

do****
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41 minutes ago, fromthinair said:
You shall not cum. 😜

Good one πŸ˜‚

ey****
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One Cock Ring to Rule them All

Samischaste
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Naked Gun?
PJ****
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Winter is cumming πŸ₯ΆπŸ˜‚
NowIAmTheMaster
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"No, I AM YOUR DADDY!"
Samischaste
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Honey I shrunk my kit😒
do****
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33 minutes ago, Samischaste said:
Honey I shrunk my kit😒

🀣🀣. I'll take a strunk kitten over shrinking the opposite any day

BestKept
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6 hours ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:
"No, I AM YOUR DADDY!"

lool πŸ†

Goddess_Fifi
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Scarface : 'You wanna play with my little friend', and 'all I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break em for no one'
NowIAmTheMaster
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6 minutes ago, Goddess_Fifi said:
Scarface : 'You wanna play with my little friend', and 'all I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break em for no one'

Chef kiss

Goddess_Fifi
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Scarface : ' I only tell you once. Don't fuck me, Tony. Don't you ever try to fuck me' and the only thing the world that gives orders is ball's 'πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. What can I say, I love Scarface πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
NowIAmTheMaster
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I see your scarface and raise you more star wars

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

"Daddy, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
Goddess_Fifi
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3 hours ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:
I see your scarface and raise you more star wars

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought"

"Daddy, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time"

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside"

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

NowIAmTheMaster
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7 minutes ago, Goddess_Fifi said:

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Some of them barely needed changing

Goddess_Fifi
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1 hour ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:

Some of them barely needed changing

No they didn't, I didn't need to change any of mine at all either πŸ˜‚

BestKept
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11 hours ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:

Some of them barely needed changing

"That's no moon..."

BestKept
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"They drew first blood; not me!"
BestKept
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"we're gonna need a bigger cock..."
BestKept
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" I coulda been somebody...instead of a cuck...which is what I am...."
BestKept
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" I must break you"
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