Ode to a Disney Princess # fluff # nonsense

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The bells are ringing for me and gargoyle
I want to send you flowers but they only tend to spoil.
Get seven little guys in to sweep your cottage space
Taste shiny red apples for you in your place ..just in case
Check your shoe size
Climb up your hair
And dance a Tarantella when you show how much you care
Then wake you from your slumber with a kiss upon your face.
Is that too much to bear?

But..being a pragmatist, a realist and every other ist...

I'm out of pumpkins and can't stand mice
My spinning wheel's all spent
I had a whicker picnic basket once
But the handle got all bent

The mattress in the neighbour's garden
Is crying out for peas.
And nothing rhymes with pocohontas
So I'll end my verse with cheese..

I don't caer for philly
My leicester is blue not red
Some are bries says Isley

There's beans on toast instead?

"Some day your prints will come"
The wizard of kodak said
FedEx me some slippers for Christmas
It's midnight I'm off to bed.

Or wrap yourself in pink ribbon and wait for me dutifully to come home and we can live a sexual stereotype happily ever after. Kisses xxx.

Edited July 18, 2019 by Deleted Member
ooops fat fingers

[TesoroSumiso]

The first line.......hilarious

[Bu****]

I am waiting in my Pink ribbon @purrfectpanther