Kink Whack-a-Mole

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So, after a few years of exploring my desires and kinks, I'm realising what a bottomless pit of wondrous discovery it's going to be.

Just when I get my head around one new acronym and start to confidently be able to include these in conversation, up pop another five for me to decipher. Or a new kink is rolled out that seems similar to one I read about before, but is apparently totally (totes?) different, suddenly I feel like I'm asking my kids how I can video Match of the Day and Call the Midwife at the same time!

Anyone else remember the good old days of AOL chat or MSN Messenger when all you needed to know was A/S/L? and you were flying?

LOL / ROFL / PMSL / BRB / CYA / TTFN