Derpmachine

Non-binary (29) Not single

Last Night in Pensacola

I find myself completely free tonight unexpectedly, and it’s my last night in this town I’ve lived in my whole life. I’d love to go on an adventure. Nesting partner and family are busy with their own fun, but I’m alone and want to go do something fun tonight! Open to literally anything as long as it doesn’t kill me or get me arrested.

-Karaoke? Hell yeah
-Hookup? Hell yeah (with protection and enthusiastic consent on all ends)
-Walk on the beach with a stranger? Hell yeah
-Me writing you a detailed novel describing what I would do if we were in the same room together, getting you so horny that you demand my address (or give me yours)? Hell yeah

Really, I just don’t want to be alone on a Friday in my hometown with nothing to do. Hopefully, you want to add an enthusiastic golden retriever to your night, guaranteed fun!

Last Night in Pensacola

NSA18 to 80 years ● 120km around USA, Pensacola