BDSM Dating in Fort Mill

I'm looking for a fair maiden in need of a lil servicing... Trying to fulfill a handyman fantasy play on words so to say. I can actually fix your stuff, but I'm looking for you to fix mine? While, during, after I fix you pipes, I need payment in the form of you fixing mine? Fair trade in my book? Lmk what you want fixed and show me the way? Then as I'm working, you might say? Oh dear I don't have my check book on me, ask the while undressing to prove there is no check book to be had. But you're willing to play, I mean pay for my services some other way!!! If you know you know?