Metal does career advice....

[Me****]

My Russian workmate has paid £120 for a professional cv off the internet.

He showed it me for literary approval. 

They open with the line "I have a strong penchant for fabricating and welding

PENCHANT?

Surely that is a very sexualised word?

Ie.

“Metal had a penchant for actually fucking machines”.

And  so….

I wrote him a proper letter starting with,

"I have a penchant for...."

(giggles)

 

Dear mistress

Hi 

My name is METAL and I have a penchant for fabricating and welding.

My main fetishes are-

TIG  There is no better sweet moment than when I have my sex pushed against the cold steel slab of the unforgiving bench…

The High Frequency arc lashes into my groin, the *** enticing me to push harder into my *** and my mind falls away towards the guilt of my self-***.

DIRTY MIG  …..All things are possible,  hard limits are smashed like glass as I take the weight of the heavy torch in my own hand, sweating from the heat of its action.

GRINDING    What more can I say?

I press my vibrating hand tool firmly against your workpiece as I grind hard into your prep.

Reaching for the big torch I run my hot bead deep into your V down to the very root, slowly and purposefully, my breathing heavy and fast inside the dark claustrophobia of my mask.

I dwell in your deep V a moment too long and I blow through to the backside of your workpiece, covering it in my hot, sticky, spattered dross.

GIS’ A JOB

BIG LOVE

METAL

[He****]

Okay you're hired lol

[kree90]

Haha Metal, this is awesome

[Me****]

5 minutes ago, Hels1920 said:

Okay you're hired lol

 

2 minutes ago, kree90 said:

Haha Metal, this is awesome

Your comments are my wages!

[Deleted Member]

Fantastic creativity Metal , I’ll hire you if I break my scaffolding pole

[Bo****]

I was so impressed ,i put victor kiam in a @METALSIR gibbet!!😈🙏😈

[Quizical]

🤣🤣 this is fantastic

[Me****]

In my experience HR are usually sluts!

😂

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[Me****]

I got the job!!

[He****]

Congrats 

[Me****]

3 hours ago, Hels1920 said:

Congrats 

To qoute Morrisey.....

"I was looking for a job and then I found a job...and heaven knows I'm miserable now"

[He****]

And isnt that always the way,  Careful what you wish for as you just might get it. Lol

[Me****]

On 10/23/2020 at 9:15 PM, Hels1920 said:

And isnt that always the way,  Careful what you wish for as you just might get it. Lol

My entire disclaimer!!

"Be VERY careful what you wish for"

giggles maniacally 😈😈

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[Me****]

i took my own advice and now I get paid to bang my own girlfriend!

win.

 

[He****]

17 hours ago, METALSIR said:

i took my own advice and now I get paid to bang my own girlfriend!

win.

 

Um yeah it is a win