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I love that you've actually written that in iambic pentameter 😊

Flippin’ brilliant! The cobweb line made me laugh 😆

Happy Valentines Day is not what it seems
With *** debauchery and chilling screams
It’s supposed to be about romance of the ❤️
Love is the beauty that binds earth forever
Guys let’s appreciate our women
Try not to argue complain or get even
Give her every hug every kiss every 69
Your rusty trombone shows ur not alone
The Pittsburgh Platter doesn’t even matter
The blast in her face is done at your place
Eggs Benedict and white claw or wine
You tied her to the bed with a thick twine
So fuck, hump, lay or bone you’re not alone
Cause Freddy, Jason & pinheaded are home
The eighties horror tales cannot be undone
Is it sex that is really scary or is it just fun!!?!🤩

Juliet oh Juliet, get on your knees
Suck and stroke while you look into my eyes

Juliet oh Juliet take my seed on your face

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