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3 hours ago, Sin_N_Starlight said:

I’d be a “Neon Sunshine” — a cocktail that looks sweet and cheerful at first, then you realize it has a little bite. 😏

What’s in it:

* 🍉 Watermelon vodka — playful, fruity, and impossible to ignore.
* 🍋 Fresh lemonade — bright, energetic, and a little tart.
* 🍒 Splash of cherry — sweet with just enough flirtiness.
* Passion fruit — because basic was never really an option.
* *** Tiny kick of jalapeño — the witty, spicy side that appears when required.
* 🥂 Prosecco — bubbly, social, and occasionally chaotic.
* 🌈 Edible shimmer — because you’re absolutely going to have a little extra going on.

Served: In a tall glass with a glowing neon garnish and a watermelon wedge.

The experience:
First sip: “Oh, she’s sweet.”
Second sip: “Wait… she’s actually kind of spicy.”
Third sip: “Why am I telling her my entire life story?” 😂

Basically: sweet + playful + colorful + witty + slightly wicked + way stronger than people initially assume.

sounds like a great concoction!

If I was a cocktail, I would definitely be an
☘️🚗💣-🥃🍺
First off I’m Irish
Secondly, I’m smooth like Bailey’s ☘️🥛
Third, I have a dark sense of humor like Guinness 🍺
Finally, I’m as hardcore as Jamison whiskey 🥃

Shotgun a can of beer with a knife Get right to the point of fun, exciting and adventurous! Never boring here😜 . If you know you know!! Try it, but go in the yard!!

1oz Absinthe. 1oz Créme de Menthe. 1oz Malört. Dash of bitters. Stir over ice, pour into a coupe or Martini glass. Splash of Champagne for effect. Garnish with smashed blueberries. Cheers!

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