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CBT doesn't mean Cognitive Behavioural Therapy

TV doesn't mean Television

CD doesn't mean Compact Disc

ATM doesn't mean Automated Teller Machine or At The Moment

Flogging doesn't mean Selling

Pegging doesn't mean Hanging Out The Washing

Golden Showers aren't Fancy Bathroom Fittings

Sub isn't an Underwater Vehicle

Rack isn't where you Hang Your Coat

Snuff doesn't mean Tobacco

Bug Chasing doesn't mean Lepidopterology

Sounding doesn't mean Mooting An Idea

Vanilla isn't a Flavour Of Ice Cream

Munch doesn't mean to Eat

Fetish doesn't mean a Statue

Felch isn't a Township In Michigan

Rim isn't Part Of A Tire

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Dom isn't short for Dominic
Cane isn't something you use to grow your plants up
Paddle isn't something you use to row or canoe
Waxing isn't something you do to your car or for hair removal
Scissoring isn't what you do when you cut paper
Teabagging isn't when you make a brew
Cat isn't a four legged pet
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Copper you've just written exactly what I was about to ask lol ๐Ÿ˜† how.spooky, do enlighten us please Deviant ๐Ÿ˜€

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5 hours ago, gemini_man said:
Dom isn't short for Dominic
Cane isn't something you use to grow your plants up
Paddle isn't something you use to row or canoe
Waxing isn't something you do to your car or for hair removal
Scissoring isn't what you do when you cut paper
Teabagging isn't when you make a brew
Cat isn't a four legged pet

Uhm, i also need help with cat please

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2 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Uhm, i also need help with cat please

Errr....short form of cat of nine tails ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

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13 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Errr....short form of cat of nine tails ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

I'm disappointed in myself, I could have figured that one out if I'd thought about it

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6 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

I'm disappointed in myself, I could have figured that one out if I'd thought about it

Yeah but why put the effort in when you have me to ask ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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34 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Yeah but why put the effort in when you have me to ask ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

I'll refrain from giving my stock response when someone suggests that they ask me things because ita quicker than looking something up and instead suggest a weekly, Ask Gemini Questions column
We can think of a catchier title before approaching Fet to set it up

Question 1 will be from me and @vic1077 as above ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Ok... well for clarity I would hasten to add that neither of these are my kink. But whatever floats people's boats (though one I would worry is ever so slightly harmful and not something I would recomment).

Felching: sucking semen out of the anus (also sometimes pussy, but it originally came from the gay scene so... that wasn't really a thing).

Bug Chasing: Deliberately having sexual relations with people with the purpose of contracting stds.

Yes that exists. You asked.

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6 hours ago, CopperKnob said:

I'll refrain from giving my stock response when someone suggests that they ask me things because ita quicker than looking something up and instead suggest a weekly, Ask Gemini Questions column
We can think of a catchier title before approaching Fet to set it up

Question 1 will be from me and @vic1077 as above ๐Ÿ˜‚

Geminoogle? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Spanker isn't a sail on a yacht
Top isn't the upper part or a child's toy
Bottom isn't the lower part or an anarchic comedy
Strapping isn't something to hold cargo in place
Figging isn't part of making a Christmas pudding

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Lol Ask Gemini is a great idea Copper, he'd be in his element ๐Ÿ˜‰

Oooo deviant, I did and that bug chasing well that's quite shocking. Thanks I guess lol ๐Ÿ˜†ย 

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5 hours ago, DeviantInside said:

Ok... well for clarity I would hasten to add that neither of these are my kink. But whatever floats people's boats (though one I would worry is ever so slightly harmful and not something I would recomment).

Felching: sucking semen out of the anus (also sometimes pussy, but it originally came from the gay scene so... that wasn't really a thing).

Bug Chasing: Deliberately having sexual relations with people with the purpose of contracting stds.

Yes that exists. You asked.

I knew bug chasing was a thing, not that it was called that, is it a kink though?

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Sounding isn't checking the depth of water
Cowgirl isn't a lady rancher
Collar isn't what you have on a shirt/blouse
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On 6/14/2022 at 6:05 PM, CopperKnob said:

Ok, I'm gonna need help with both Bug Chasing and Felch please ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Please dont google felch

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32 minutes ago, Sequin said:

Please dont google felch

I was going to, even pulled up Google but then realosed I was on the work laptop and thankfully stopped myself ๐Ÿ˜‚

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Predator isnโ€™t an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

brat isnโ€™t a spoilt child

unicorn isnโ€™t a mythical horse

switch isnโ€™t how you turn the light on or off

Good boy isnโ€™t just something you call a well behaved dog

A bull isnโ€™t just a male cow

Collared isnโ€™t just when the authorities want a word with you.

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