I'm A Sub Trainer And I Can Train You, Too

[CopperKnob]

Bob here and yes, I'm a trainer of subs, it says so right here in my profile, in caps so you don't miss it.
Feel free to HMU to commence your training but only if you're a 20yo svelte femme.
What? No, of course I'm not after a bunch of wank fodder, just, uh, oh look, squirrel!

My training programme will prepare you for your first Dom, the one after that and the one after that too. That's right subs, I know all the protocols and limits you'll put in place when you meet your first Dominant. Yes I do. There's only one kind of submission, and it's sculpted according to my masturbatory needs, uh I mean my altruistic desire to help sexy women to send naked photographs, uh I mean my altruistic desire to share my profound knowledge on BDSM because I've been on Fet for five minutes and I know all there is to know.

Now, before I teach you about consent, I require you to send me a form of photo ID, this is just so I know you're legal. It's nothing to do with getting your PII at all. Trust me, I'm giving up my time for free here for no other reason than to get my rocks off, uh, help you be the best sub you can be.

Next, I need you to sign this Contract. This is standard practice in BDSM, everyone has them. It says that you will do absolutely everything I tell you to do, especially taking off your underwear and snapping a picture of your vagina.
Actually, how much more can I teach you about consent? I asked and you said yes simply by signing my form! See, two lessons in one!

So, now the legalities are out the way, let's get started.

Your first subly lesson will be Learning How to Use a Webcam. A skill every sub needs to engage in BDSM.

Your second subly lesson will be Techniques and Strategies for Showing Off Your Boobs in Photographs.

Your third subly lesson will be, How To Use Chat Sites That Delete All Data As Soon As It's Sent (unless I screenshot it for my own personal wank bank first that is).

Next is, How to Give Away Your Home Address to Complete Strangers via the Data on Your Photographs. Oh, you didn't know your pictures have embedded GPS coordinates? Well, shit.

Your fifth subly lesson will be Finding Out That Peddlers of Revenge Porn thrive on the internet. Remember that Contract? You agreed to do everything I told you to do. So...

By this point you may be thinking, "why the actual fuck hasn't Bob taught me anything about BDSM".
But listen, all subs need to know is how to provide free smut to scammers on the internet, uh, I mean to their Dom, so these lessons are totally relevant I swears it. Now, show me that ass.

[Deleted Member]

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so close to the mark.

[Mi****]

This is brilliant. So sad that it’s actually true though.

[Ha****]

Too close to reality, otherwise it would be hilarious

[DarkArts1066]

4 hours ago, SummerStorms59 said:

This would be hilarious if it wasn't so close to the mark.

I agree with this statement 100% - with one additional comment. Aimed at the ‘subs’ who read this and are tempted to send pics. You can choose to withhold all data on a photograph by setting your preferences to not display data on it. I recommend doing this. The odds of attracting a true nutter are slim - but you only need to attract one !
Learn how to withhold your pic data. Keep yourself safe.

[Ye****]

Yes. Sad. On the flip side, the men get Dommes that always require a tribute, ***.

[ey****]

1 hour ago, YesPleezNoThankYou said:

Yes. Sad. On the flip side, the men get Dommes that always require a tribute, ***.

it's extremely rude to derail others threads like this.  Go on one of the 42343 threads complaining about women. 

[ge****]

Oh CopperBob you're so wise and oh so helpful, but you told me all the training I needed was how to scoop just the right amount of ice cream and present it - you said nothing else mattered beyond that 😂🤣

[CopperKnob]

4 hours ago, YesPleezNoThankYou said:

Yes. Sad. On the flip side, the men get Dommes that always require a tribute, ***.

So? Write your own post or learn about FinDom 🤷‍♀️

[CopperKnob]

1 hour ago, gemini_man said:

Oh CopperBob you're so wise and oh so helpful, but you told me all the training I needed was how to scoop just the right amount of ice cream and present it - you said nothing else mattered beyond that 😂🤣

I did, you got the A* training method because, icecreams the priority.

[GoodKitty]

As I consider myself new to the submissive lifestyle I can easily see how excitment may lend to naivety. 🙁

Self discovery shouldn't have to come with risks. But setting boundaries and communication are foundations on which to rely on. And it's key to not assume this of everyone, that would be unfair to both parties! 

Thank you for the eye opening reminder and hope everyone who is genuinely here for the right purpose finds what they're searching for. Best of luck!

[ge****]

9 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

I did, you got the A* training method because, icecreams the priority.

Does that mean I'm an A* sub too then?

[CopperKnob]

4 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Does that mean I'm an A* sub too then?

Tell me how to serve icecream, the correct way...

[Dy****]

I've been away for a little bit, hoping it got better. I see that it hasn't. Ugh.

[CopperKnob]

1 hour ago, DyingForLife said:

I've been away for a little bit, hoping it got better. I see that it hasn't. Ugh.

😂🤷‍♀️

[ge****]

7 hours ago, CopperKnob said:

Tell me how to serve icecream, the correct way...

Spoon-fed by a submissive of course 😁

[CopperKnob]

12 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

Spoon-fed by a submissive of course 😁

Oh Gemini, I put in my all with your training and you come up with this?
Bob has given up the title of sub trainer

[ge****]

2 minutes ago, CopperKnob said:

Oh Gemini, I put in my all with your training and you come up with this?
Bob has given up the title of sub trainer

My cunning plan worked...hurrah!! 🤣😂

[CopperKnob]

8 minutes ago, gemini_man said:

My cunning plan worked...hurrah!! 🤣😂

🧐

[Ob****]

Lol hilarious 🤣 also a good reminder :)