TWO LIES + ONE TRUTH

[Th****]

I've taken off in many more helicopters than I have landed in.
I'm a switch
I can't stand being out in nature, it's gross.

[Gr****]

1) I once accidentally played pornography to a world leader.
2) I've had sex with Shrek (the original one) playing in the background multiple times.
3) I've never dated anyone younger than me.

[Ga****]

I've done 7 years in a federal penitentiary i am totally a dom/ madame, and I was the female version of Tony Montana

[Sixash]

I have no rhythm 

I love the cowboys

I drove off a cliff in Montana and landed in a tree. 

[Ba****]

1 I lived in Hyannis Massachusetts in 2004
2 My then girlfriend and I had quite a bit of fun in the parking lot, during the 2004 blizard in Hyannis Massachusetts.
3 the aforementioned parking lot was abandoned

[Cu****]

I was once stalked by lions in Zimbabwe
I have been in a Minor helicopter crash
I once had sex with 3 women in a hot tub...

[xl****]

I’ve been searching for a woman who can break my personal record of 3 back to back cum shots.

I haven’t cum from oral in over 6 years.

I’ve been told I eat out better than Guy Fieri

[Kaotic_babe]

I’m a patient "Good Girl" who never minds a delay.
I love a 6:00 AM wake-up call and a productive morning.
I’m a brat who usually gets what she wants—eventually

[Zw****]

32 minutes ago, Kaotic_babe said:

I’m a patient "Good Girl" who never minds a delay.
I love a 6:00 AM wake-up call and a productive morning.
I’m a brat who usually gets what she wants—eventually

I'm guessing you ars not a 'good girl' 😉

[Kaotic_babe]

49 minutes ago, Zwolle86 said:

I'm guessing you ars not a 'good girl' 😉

Sir, it's 2 lies and 1 truth... which one do you think is true??

[Mj****]

1. I get super excited and start dancing & wiggling around! Sometimes I get so excited I bite!!!

2. I delivered a baby, alone in apartment with 4 Lil kids watching me.. and I did that shit

3. Loves digging in dirt. Will play in dirt for hours! Happy as hell in the dirt.

Can you find my Lil lie in those 3??

[Vi****]

Likes spicy food, into dominant men, easy to talk to, you'll be surprised 😅

[DrPleaseher]

I have been a paid actor twice
I have a pretty ,small, penis
I am homeless

[Is****]

1 I wanna be smart
2 I love to serve dom's
3 I'm new to the kinky world

[ad****]

I’ve had an anal only orgasm
I’ve made out with a toilet seat
I only masturbate about once or twice a week

[Ka****]

1. I’m related to Bob Jovi
2. I used to go to Bruce Willis’s house daily
3. I want to try and be Switch someday

[fi****]

1 I was ran over by a mail truck
2 im a inexperienced virgin trying to figure things out
3 I cant work on cars

[cp****]

1. We have 5 pet rats

2. We were both raised in CA

3. She has never experienced a 3some with 2 men

[Se****]

It’s big 🙂‍↔️
Buffet style is better 😛
I’m typing this in my sleep 🙃

[Jo****]

1. I nearly died as a child because I grabbed an electric fence
2. I've gone skydiving... what a rush!!
3. I was my parents 25th anniversary gift.

[Je****]

1|~ I'm most trending on FetLife

2|~ My favorite shoe to date is by Jeffrey Campbell.

3|~ I use a butt plug everyday.

[Ky****]

I have black hair
I’ve fooled around with my cousin
I don’t eat ass

[kn****]

1. I have never had sex before at the age 32
2. I’m straight
3. I know exactly what I want

[mi****]

1. I take my prep meds everyday.
2. Two first dates involved physical *** to my partner.
3. I have played with 10+ individuals within a 8 hr period.

[HornyInRoc]

1. I've scuba dived with sharks with no protective equipment
2. I've raced a moose in my old car
3. I've been married 3 times