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What is the point of it? You have 365 days to be stupid with loved ones, so what's the point of a "special" day, it's currently not safe to go shopping with all the ridiculous things on the shelves, I mean who needs a singing zebra with a moving head??? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!

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Yup, I'm with you on that.

Well, you never know, someone may have a thing for a singing zebra with a moving head? haha.

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It especially sucks when you are single. Just drives that reminder further in, lol. At least it doesn't seem to last two months like a certain other holiday though.

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On the upside there's cheap chocolate and sweets on the 15th 😁🤪😋

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whilst I'm not big on Valentines Day... aside from the cheap choccies on the 15th there are some benefits to it.

There are some couples who love each other but are not full on lovely dovey all the time and perhaps don't even go out on dates that often so it becomes kinda routine - so, it's a prompt to kinda do something special together.

Meanwhile... of course it's a good time for secret (or not so secret) admirers.  Got a crush on someone?  It's a good prompt to actually say something or surprise with a gift or something.  

For me... I'm telling any fans and admirers that I am accepting Greggs Gift Cards :)

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7 minutes ago, eyemblacksheep said:

For me... I'm telling any fans and admirers that I am accepting Greggs Gift Cards :)

Hahaha brilliant 😂

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14 minutes ago, eyemblacksheep said:

For me... I'm telling any fans and admirers that I am accepting Greggs Gift Cards :)

Address please, haha.

30 minutes ago, SparkySparks said:

It especially sucks when you are single. Just drives that reminder further in, lol. At least it doesn't seem to last two months like a certain other holiday though.

Turn it on its head and have a table for one? 

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if anyone genuinely wants my details for greggs gift cards - either drop me a PM ... orrrr... it's on my website under 'Tip Jar' (my website is my user name plus dot com) 

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8 minutes ago, eyemblacksheep said:

if anyone genuinely wants my details for greggs gift cards - either drop me a PM ... orrrr... it's on my website under 'Tip Jar' (my website is my user name plus dot com) 

I thought you are more of Stonehenge Sheep Droppings Fudge type eyem 😈😜

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Yes valentine is a big business and they will never stop it ! It’s got it’s good reason and of course a bit over the top publicity.

maybe a ***d “one day love” is not that bad 

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55 minutes ago, petitecupcake69 said:

Address please, haha.

Turn it on its head and have a table for one? 

Better yet, I get a table for two and order wine, while insisting that I am waiting for my date before I order food. I get progressively drunker and more depressed looking while constantly checking my phone. 

 

Then i end by explaining to the waiter that i actually expected her to pay for the meal, but I'm willing to wash dishes to cover the bill but first I need to use the bathroom, where I have already stashed my disguise earlier.

 

I think you see where this is going. 

 

(Jail)

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Just been trawling to find the most pointless available gifts, found a cheeseburger ball gag, true, now would it be wrong to use one on a vegan sub? 🤔

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16 minutes ago, quietlysure said:

Just been trawling to find the most pointless available gifts, found a cheeseburger ball gag, true, now would it be wrong to use one on a vegan sub? 🤔

As long as it wasn't a real cheeseburger it would be fine, now if it had leather straps......

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It did I think, it was just a rubber cheese burger I presume, in place of the ball, 

Wonder if you could make a cupcake one🤔

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1 minute ago, quietlysure said:

It did I think, it was just a rubber cheese burger I presume, in place of the ball, 

Wonder if you could make a cupcake one🤔

I'm sure that the only limitation to what can be made as the "ball" is your imagination! Although cupcakes tend not to be vegan either 😂

 

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55 minutes ago, Morganna said:

I'm sure that the only limitation to what can be made as the "ball" is your imagination! Although cupcakes tend not to be vegan either 😂

 

Beat me to it. Cupcakes tend to have egg or milk, I think.

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8 minutes ago, SparkySparks said:

Beat me to it. Cupcakes tend to have egg or milk, I think.

Eggs and butter usually 

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Personally I love Valentine's Day only for the fact it is my Birthday.........not that it gets me any more flowers or the like, but hey if there are any secret admirers out there....feel free to send my way😁chocolates even better would never say no to chocolate now that is sacrilege........ mind you by the time they made it to Aus I don't think there would be much left....the downside to when you live at the arse end of the world, it takes forever to get here  😋 .......apart from that the only other downside for me is that its so dam expensive to go out and doing anything as people jack up the prices.

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All about the ££ as most things are now be it Halloween,Christmas whatever.What can we convince the fools to spend their *** in now.However each to there own and if Vaneltimes day brings happiness for some then good on them.

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10 hours ago, petitecupcake69 said:

Yup, I'm with you on that.

Well, you never know, someone may have a thing for a singing zebra with a moving head? haha.

New fetish!? But what would you call it?

 

9 hours ago, FabSeverus said:

maybe a ***d “one day love” is not that bad 

Could be fun...

 

14 minutes ago, Donnykinkster said:

All about the ££ as most things are now be it Halloween,Christmas whatever.What can we convince the fools to spend their *** in now.However each to there own and if Vaneltimes day brings happiness for some then good on them.

It's a shame it's turned into the big-bucks circus it is, when it's really a day to honour a former Roman centurion who turned Christian and helped pleb/noble couples get together in Ancient Britain.  (Plebs and nobles coupling together was a no-no back then.)  It's a day to honour as one - or two - or more ;) - pleases. I must admit, the Vandal sees it is a rort designed  to part him and all blokes from their beer-bucks...

SolomanStrange
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Bar humbug to you all...... valentine's day is another fantastic opportunity me give love and gratitude to all the amazing people in my life. The very special ones may even get a little more.... Spread the love you never know what's around the corner.

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7 hours ago, Vandalslut said:

New fetish!? But what would you call it?

Off top of my head, I would say bobbimals :confused: otherwise, it is a pass.

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I agree it's just a *** making scam ..why just tell someone 1 day of the year when you can tell them every day ❤️💋

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7 hours ago, SolomanStrange said:

Bar humbug to you all...... valentine's day is another fantastic opportunity me give love and gratitude to all the amazing people in my life. The very special ones may even get a little more.... Spread the love you never know what's around the corner.

I totally agree with this you big bunch of miseries 😂 yes it is commercialised but what’s wrong with having one day when it’s alllll about spoiling people & if you’re single then there’s nothing wrong with a bit of ‘self love’ 😉

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