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I was at a bar and a woman walked up grabbed my beard and asked if this seat was taken

Come eat my p*ssy was the first message I received from a chick not too long ago

Are you jealous of my heart because it's pumping inside me and you're not?
One woman sent me a picture of her underwear with discharge on it as a first message
i got asked if i can smell and worship someon women’s farts before
I received a message from a woman saying how disgusted she was, how I should be ashamed of myself, and she was going to tell my wife! Not being married, I politely asked her to explain herself, and after a little clarification it turned out I looked exactly like her brother-in-law!
There was a guy who’s pic was him bare chested in his fireman’s jacket
Yep , actually a fireman in real life and very attractive , very , very sexy
I knew he would be inundated with messages about how he was a fireman , what a hero , blah blah blah
I knew I needed something different, something to break the norm and get attention
I sent :
‘ soooo, how long have u been a stripper ?’
🤣😂
So I need to stop messaging first and they won’t think I’m fake 🙄
GeneGrey
(edited)

Getting a first message being sent as a woman? I didn’t know we can switch genders.

Edited by FreddieJobbs
Misspelled a word
When and if I do decide to be the first to message it’s more of a question as to why the guy is shy, when he keeps visiting my page incessantly 😅
Why can't I get great first messages like that!?!
Sometimes it's difficult because we don't know if "flirting' will make a woman completely creeped out, or even land us in jail for the night. And I'm not talking about anything aggressive. It's difficult. So we cross our fingers and hope to God a woman makes the first move, but it NEVER happens.
MistressWhipplash
My favourite first.message was a long prose response to one I had written the previous day. We continued to respond to each other in poetic verses for six months. No fetish or creepy behaviour - just pure mental gymnastics. Fabulous.
Me to a submissive “I see you opened your account on April fools, is that because your a big joke?
DavidG222

Asked me if id ever seen a tattooed d**k and proceeded to show me one lmao

Evan6913
Simply "Wow .. You want man handle me!" He he

“ let me sit on ur face while u eat this a** and sniff these farts” is what she sent

Was asked to ***l a cucumber and shove it in my a**.
Cu****
I'm am aggressive in every other part of my life but want women to take lead in bedroom
Evan6913

Had more the a couple women tell me they want me to physically *** them and that's something I can't do not even pretend ! I seriously understand the kink believe me and I get why u want it from me ! But still can't do it !! And I want  to do it as well which is weird but the feeling and emotions that I have for the whole situation will only make the situation even more intense and elevated!!!  but still can't bring myself to go there sorry lady's 🤨🫣🫣🫣🤷😉😏🤡CNC I'm good at he he which is different!! 

 

Os****
I was told once at the very beginning of the conversation that I have a very pretty mouth! Lol
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