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I've never measured my cock. Never really felt urge in doing that, hasn't been anxious or whatever. I mean.. once I've been offered to try ,mysize condoms. And when you order them you need to measure.
Friend who recommended them, brought few different packs herself, so here I unintentionally avoided measurements once again and we choose perfect fit practical way

Always wondered two things.
First - does knowing your size have any advantages, besides when you ordering sized condoms?

And second one. How do you measure it? From the top or from the root?

If from the root, why not start measure it from the inside anal? Technically it does start there :D last part is obviously a joke, but however 😉

Wait...did your friend let you try on someone else's my size condoms, lmao 🤣

If you wanna feel bad about yourself measure from the top of bace, if you want the most accurate measure from the side and if you wanna feel the best about yourself measure from under

10 minutes ago, BroOrionIsMyName said:

If you wanna feel bad about yourself measure from the top of bace, if you want the most accurate measure from the side and if you wanna feel the best about yourself measure from under

This killed me😂

4 minutes ago, GothGirlNextdoor said:

This killed me😂

I always measure someone's cock from the top, lol

What’s funny is some guys are inches and a half so do are you supposed to round up or round down

4 minutes ago, dylthepickle said:

What’s funny is some guys are inches and a half so do are you supposed to round up or round down

🤷‍♂️.. my guess would be up if you’re talking about the size or length of condom?? I’m not gonna lie. I didn’t even know there was lengths of condoms… 🤣 🤣

measure around the balls then from tip to base. An advantage is if you have the measurements you'd know what size chastity cage youll need!

1 minute ago, FarmerLex said:

measure around the balls then from tip to base. An advantage is if you have the measurements you'd know what size chastity cage youll need!

Damn, I’m not gonna lie. I’m not wearing a cage, but I never thought of that. That’s really smart if you’re into that obviously. Would you do it when they’re not hard I’m assuming or 🤷‍♂️. This has got me interested to know even though yeah I wouldn’t need it. lol

3 minutes ago, jfath85 said:

Damn, I’m not gonna lie. I’m not wearing a cage, but I never thought of that. That’s really smart if you’re into that obviously. Would you do it when they’re not hard I’m assuming or 🤷‍♂️. This has got me interested to know even though yeah I wouldn’t need it. lol

Measure when not hard lol

2 minutes ago, FarmerLex said:

Measure when not hard lol

Damn. I mean thanks for the answer, but I was just thinking… that can’t be comfortable if you’re a Grower, which I am and yeah, no I’m not gonna wear one, but that wouldn’t be comfortable at all. 😬 lol but I could be completely wrong. I don’t know it’s not something I do. I’m not yuckin anybody’s yumm. But yeah, that’s interesting to know and that’s a smart comment to put.

I was told the toilet paper cardboard tube method by a lesbian. If you can fit in the tube easily you're average girth. I was told I was large size for a cock ring, as I was a bit thick to fit.

But, yes besides knowing I'm above average size (yes I've been measured by women), it really only helps with knowing you need magnums or similar (extra large) or they feel tight...

But it's also a good pick up line, sometimes...

being able to whip something out pleasing up the eyes.

Measuring the cock ina flaccid state isn't proving anything. Just because a dick might be bigger when it's fast it doesn't mean it's me bigger when it's hard then the one that's smaller than him when it's flaccid. Literature measurement you have to do it probably right before you ejaculate because it swells and expands. As far as we're in cock greens like wearing them they have a hard time finding cock rings that will fit me right without breaking. I'm rather endowed I've Been Told. Had women backed away even guess they're scared or intimidated LOL

I should have proof read it before I sent it LOL I'm sure you all can figure it out.

10 minutes ago, BackRubsNBruises said:

How is that helpful or kind? Do better

But funny... C'mon just get tape measurer, check a chart and see if you're small.

Most of us did this as a ***ager or had women do it as they wanted to know.

Condom length comment was hilarious too😂.

For condoms, the fattest part to measure is around the middle when hard. What's your size there? Average size around is 3-5 inches.

Myself I'm over 6 inches around, which is above average


There's a third size men that measure 7-8 inches around, apparently they exist

I just know, I need the bigger ones cause of girth not length.

But, most grown men have all this solved very early on

5 hours ago, Devil-Angel69 said:

Wait...did your friend let you try on someone else's my size condoms, lmao 🤣

I didn't got wdym

5 hours ago, BroOrionIsMyName said:

If you wanna feel bad about yourself measure from the top of bace, if you want the most accurate measure from the side and if you wanna feel the best about yourself measure from under

I don't think I will fell bad either way, not having habit to compare myself to others

4 hours ago, dylthepickle said:

What’s funny is some guys are inches and a half so do are you supposed to round up or round down

Idk about inches, seems like inefficient metrics. Cm are optimal way :/

I was like this too. The brand Caliber has a variety test pack you can get for free

On top. From Punic bone to tip.
Then around at thickest point for girth

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