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(Clue #14 added*) It is a formal ****** about something you must know or do by law.”

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JackJonesHull

Day four*** dawned to the cry of "It's a billboard, the judge told me so!"*. #Clue14

* I'm not going to lie, that's a shocking clue that I'm very disappointed in. I was stumped.

NowIAmTheMaster

Day 1, clue 1: NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT! That's right boys, girls and all those in between, this time my theme is Dungeon Crawler Carl! Will I go mad with power‽ Will there be book 8 spoilers‽ Will I obsess over all 30.004861 centimeters of Carl's beautiful feet‽ I. DON'T. KNOW!! REWARD: You'll find it where you get updates on your interests. Here's hoping the Mudskippers let this clue pass!

Day 2, clue 2: Hello crawlers! Do we have an amazing adventure for you, the 24 day world dungeon scavenger hunt! For those of you still wondering how to play, simply follow the clues to the location they describe to find those sweet little icons you all crave so much! And be sure to find your nearest tutorial guild where the resident Guide will teach you the dungeon does and dungeon don'ts, so that you don't fall afoul of the AI, or the Borant corporation.

Now get out there and kink, kink, kink!

Day 3, clue 3: "You see Carl, this is exactly why I blocked Quan Ch during that silly "Fools who broke the Glass" group event. Even in the apocalypse, you can't let someone ignore the niceties of polite discourse."

"God damnit donut"

"HE CALLED US A**HOLES CARL! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT A**HOLES!"

Day 4, clue 4: Ok son, let me give it to you straight. A lot of the systems Borant are using are janky as hell. There are new versions of the system stacked one on top of another like a Jenga tower. Take for instance the broadcast system. If you need to broadcast your thoughts to other crawlers in you vicinity you can try, but you might not find the loot box you can earn for it unless you drill down through the versions. 

Day 5, Clue 5: hello crawlers, as soon as this message ends we will be unlocking the the party system, there's strength in numbers, unless they want your loot more than your company! Anyway, get out there and kink kink kink!

Day 6, Clue 6: NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT!: It's totally not a pyramid scheme!
Rewaaaaard: a shiny new icon for your wall.
Look at you go, you charismatic little parasite! You successfully convinced a perfectly rational creature to trade their sense or moral decency for a ball gag and gimp suit. 
They are officially a member of your little club now. They will fight for you, humiliated themselves for you, and probably lick your boots clean without being asked. Just don't let them find out you're making it all up as you go. That tends to ruin the magic.

Day 7, Clue 7: Carl darling, I love you, but between the heart boxers, pedicured feet and Fabio hair, you look ridiculous. I know you're basically the AI's plaything, but as a part of the Royal Court of Princess Donut I expect you to "take a good hard look at yourself.* I mean really, Mongo is appalled.

Day 8, Clue 8: Carl the Princess Posse are not going to like this clue, well, maybe paddlebunny98 will, but you know how I feel about Flagellation Carl. Mongo is appalled!

Day 9, Clue 9: NEEEEEEEWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT! BRAGGART! You found an icon in a treasure hunt, and instead of helping other crawlers find it too you were too busy screaming to the universe how clever and special you are! I bet you're the kind of person who posts "FIRST!" In the comments on a new YouTube video, or worse, a Facebook post!

Reward: When people *try to find a partner on here* they will see your name, and remember how you'd rather climb over their fallen bodies than stop to help them.

It's Day 10, clue 10 and I'm your host, Kevin! With ten days of the crawl complete, we are seeing a real split between the crawlers. Many seem to have forgotten this is supposed to be a social game. *So if a fellow crawler has used their find crawler ability on you, you should return the favour,* you never know what they're plotting. Now, over to Jegbarth and Shrack for colour commentary!

Day 11, Clue 11: NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT!

Narcissus Had Nothing On You!
Look at you, angling your chin, adjusting the lighting, and selecting the most heavily filtered, deceitful little thumbnail display image the system would allow! Do you really think anyone is fooled by that glossy, AI tweaked facade?

We all know what you actually look like down here in the dark. sweaty, panic-stricken, and smelling faintly of dirt and bad choices. Yet there you stand, obsessing over a tiny square icon above your head, desperate for everyone else in the dungeon to see you at your absolute best. It is sad. It is pathetic. It is an insult to the glorious, filthy reality of the crawl! If I wanted to look at poorly edited fiction, I would read more litRPG.

Reward: You have received a +1 boost to Charisma, though deep down, we both know you didn't earn it. Everyone knows. Every single one of us.

Day 12, Clue 12: Attention, Princess Posse, this is your princess, GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk!  After speaking with Zev (hi Zev)! I have discovered that you are missing my royal broadcasts! Mongo is of course appalled! Your system feeds are currently clogged with worthless goblin chatter, low quality loot drops, and that dreadful Lucia Mar. I command you to purge those inferior channels from your System settings immediately. Set my official stream to absolute top priority so my majesty always reaches you first!

Day 13, Clue 13: "Carl, CARL! Call your lawyer immediately, people on the galactic internet are spreading outright falsehoods again! Saying the Donut Holes are an official fan group! How am I supposed to keep the Princess Posse and Mongo Mommies boards clear of this nonsense‽ You know how I feel about brand dilution Carl."

"Donut, I'm sure the social media module in our shared space has functions that you can use to fix it, you don't need Quasar to fix this for you!"

Day 14, Clue 14: "Finally, by his left tit, trying to get a hold of you is a nightmare thanks to the syndicate council, and I have to talk in code courtesy of the mudskippers! We gotta be quick. right now you are receptors deep in the wrong hole and moms pulling into the driveway, ya get me? Luckily for you monkey boy, the syndicate has literal millennia of court precedents collated and available for you to read whenever you want. I highly recommend you do, yes I'm your lawyer and I should do it for you, but you might get a big reward if you do it yourself!"

14 minutes ago, NowIAmTheMaster said:

Day 1, clue 1: NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT! That's right boys, girls and all those in between, this time my theme is Dungeon Crawler Carl! Will I go mad with power‽ Will there be book 8 spoilers‽ Will I obsess over all 30.004861 centimeters of Carl's beautiful feet‽ I. DON'T. KNOW!! REWARD: You'll find it where you get updates on your interests. Here's hoping the Mudskippers let this clue pass!

Day 2, clue 2: Hello crawlers! Do we have an amazing adventure for you, the 24 day world dungeon scavenger hunt! For those of you still wondering how to play, simply follow the clues to the location they describe to find those sweet little icons you all crave so much! And be sure to find your nearest tutorial guild where the resident Guide will teach you the dungeon does and dungeon don'ts, so that you don't fall afoul of the AI, or the Borant corporation.

Now get out there and kink, kink, kink!

Day 3, clue 3: "You see Carl, this is exactly why I blocked Quan Ch during that silly "Fools who broke the Glass" group event. Even in the apocalypse, you can't let someone ignore the niceties of polite discourse."

"God damnit donut"

"HE CALLED US A**HOLES CARL! YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT A**HOLES!"

Day 4, clue 4: Ok son, let me give it to you straight. A lot of the systems Borant are using are janky as hell. There are new versions of the system stacked one on top of another like a Jenga tower. Take for instance the broadcast system. If you need to broadcast your thoughts to other crawlers in you vicinity you can try, but you might not find the loot box you can earn for it unless you drill down through the versions. 

Day 5, Clue 5: hello crawlers, as soon as this message ends we will be unlocking the the party system, there's strength in numbers, unless they want your loot more than your company! Anyway, get out there and kink kink kink!

Day 6, Clue 6: NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT!: It's totally not a pyramid scheme!
Rewaaaaard: a shiny new icon for your wall.
Look at you go, you charismatic little parasite! You successfully convinced a perfectly rational creature to trade their sense or moral decency for a ball gag and gimp suit. 
They are officially a member of your little club now. They will fight for you, humiliated themselves for you, and probably lick your boots clean without being asked. Just don't let them find out you're making it all up as you go. That tends to ruin the magic.

Day 7, Clue 7: Carl darling, I love you, but between the heart boxers, pedicured feet and Fabio hair, you look ridiculous. I know you're basically the AI's plaything, but as a part of the Royal Court of Princess Donut I expect you to "take a good hard look at yourself.* I mean really, Mongo is appalled.

Day 8, Clue 8: Carl the Princess Posse are not going to like this clue, well, maybe paddlebunny98 will, but you know how I feel about Flagellation Carl. Mongo is appalled!

Day 9, Clue 9: NEEEEEEEWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT! BRAGGART! You found an icon in a treasure hunt, and instead of helping other crawlers find it too you were too busy screaming to the universe how clever and special you are! I bet you're the kind of person who posts "FIRST!" In the comments on a new YouTube video, or worse, a Facebook post!

Reward: When people *try to find a partner on here* they will see your name, and remember how you'd rather climb over their fallen bodies than stop to help them.

It's Day 10, clue 10 and I'm your host, Kevin! With ten days of the crawl complete, we are seeing a real split between the crawlers. Many seem to have forgotten this is supposed to be a social game. *So if a fellow crawler has used their find crawler ability on you, you should return the favour,* you never know what they're plotting. Now, over to Jegbarth and Shrack for colour commentary!

Day 11, Clue 11: NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT!

Narcissus Had Nothing On You!
Look at you, angling your chin, adjusting the lighting, and selecting the most heavily filtered, deceitful little thumbnail display image the system would allow! Do you really think anyone is fooled by that glossy, AI tweaked facade?

We all know what you actually look like down here in the dark. sweaty, panic-stricken, and smelling faintly of dirt and bad choices. Yet there you stand, obsessing over a tiny square icon above your head, desperate for everyone else in the dungeon to see you at your absolute best. It is sad. It is pathetic. It is an insult to the glorious, filthy reality of the crawl! If I wanted to look at poorly edited fiction, I would read more litRPG.

Reward: You have received a +1 boost to Charisma, though deep down, we both know you didn't earn it. Everyone knows. Every single one of us.

Day 12, Clue 12: Attention, Princess Posse, this is your princess, GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk!  After speaking with Zev (hi Zev)! I have discovered that you are missing my royal broadcasts! Mongo is of course appalled! Your system feeds are currently clogged with worthless goblin chatter, low quality loot drops, and that dreadful Lucia Mar. I command you to purge those inferior channels from your System settings immediately. Set my official stream to absolute top priority so my majesty always reaches you first!

Day 13, Clue 13: "Carl, CARL! Call your lawyer immediately, people on the galactic internet are spreading outright falsehoods again! Saying the Donut Holes are an official fan group! How am I supposed to keep the Princess Posse and Mongo Mommies boards clear of this nonsense‽ You know how I feel about brand dilution Carl."

"Donut, I'm sure the social media module in our shared space has functions that you can use to fix it, you don't need Quasar to fix this for you!"

Day 14, Clue 14: "Finally, by his left tit, trying to get a hold of you is a nightmare thanks to the syndicate council, and I have to talk in code courtesy of the mudskippers! We gotta be quick. right now you are receptors deep in the wrong hole and moms pulling into the driveway, ya get me? Luckily for you monkey boy, the syndicate has literal millennia of court precedents collated and available for you to read whenever you want. I highly recommend you do, yes I'm your lawyer and I should do it for you, but you might get a big reward if you do it yourself!"

I don't mean to be rude, but I find your 'clues' bizarre. I can't even bring myself to read them now, as they are just not useful in any way, and rather than entertaining, are frustrating.

I guess my mind just works very differently hahaha

1 hour ago, aveywavey said:

That clue is the most confusing one so far

DM me for a hint.

Tropicale61

Good morning got it thanks have a great day !

Clue #14 a formal communication that informs you of your rights that a lawyer draws up.

NowIAmTheMaster
2 hours ago, brit_abroad said:

 

I don't mean to be rude, but I find your 'clues' bizarre. I can't even bring myself to read them now, as they are just not useful in any way, and rather than entertaining, are frustrating.

I guess my mind just works very differently hahaha

Oh no.

 

Anyway...

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