CopperKnob Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 Hello 👋I am your very own kink dispenser! It's so lovely to meet you!! . Welcome to my bio. You can ignore the bulk of it. Skip ahead, have a look at my kinks and fetishes. Which one's speak to you? One of them? None of them? All of them? Feel free to message me about it. Tell me your desires, what you want to do, how you want to fulfil them, how you want to fulfil them with me. We don't have mutual kinks? No bother, slide into my DM's anyway and tell me all about yours. In minute detail. In fact, the more graphic the better. . Because I'm nothing more than a kink dispenser. Here for nothing more than your pleasure. . Have a look at my photo gallery. Do you like what you see? Anything take your fancy? My photo's are a turn off? They aren't showing enough skin? They aren't graphic enough? For you Hit the 💜! Maybe make a comment! H?i love it when you tell me: How you'd love to be here How it's a shame we live so far apart but we can defo be friends What I could do to make my photo more appealing, to you, specifically How fat I am How I need to fatten up You name it, whatever you want and/or need, please do let me know!! . Because I'm nothing more than a kink dispenser. Here for nothing more than your pleasure. . Right?
MrJim Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 Glad you finally realized what you were meant to be…
un**** Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 the sarcasm is thicker than molasses and i love it
Deviant_Ric Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 Just superb @CopperKnob. Observant and insightful as ever. Not so much as a hint of sarcasm…
Si**** Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 What were you expecting to hear from a bunch of horny MFers on a kink centric app? How much they appreciate your ability to do calculus incorrectly?
Deleted Member Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 Sent you a lil gift! But still can’t message you?:(
ol**** Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 The more I interact with people, the more I realise how much I like my dog.
CopperKnob Posted February 7, 2023 Author Posted February 7, 2023 9 hours ago, Deviant_Ric said: Just superb @CopperKnob. Observant and insightful as ever. Not so much as a hint of sarcasm… I try to keep the sarcasm in check
CopperKnob Posted February 7, 2023 Author Posted February 7, 2023 2 hours ago, oldfellow said: The more I interact with people, the more I realise how much I like my dog. There's a reason i'm on a waiting list for my fourth
CopperKnob Posted February 7, 2023 Author Posted February 7, 2023 9 hours ago, SitOnMyFacePlz916 said: What were you expecting to hear from a bunch of horny MFers on a kink centric app? How much they appreciate your ability to do calculus incorrectly? Well on the basis that I'm 💩 at mathematics, yeah, I could do with a helping hand
CopperKnob Posted February 7, 2023 Author Posted February 7, 2023 17 hours ago, undeaddom said: the sarcasm is thicker than molasses and i love it Damn it, your comment highlighted to those that fail to see sarcasm that it's sarcastic and it's those that comment taking it really seriously that are the funnest
PJ**** Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 What if my fetish involves a certain cherry ben and Jerry's flavour? Can I slide into your DMs then? And by that I mean Doc Martens.. I have a ' wearing other peoples shoes' fetish 😂😂
CopperKnob Posted February 8, 2023 Author Posted February 8, 2023 7 hours ago, PJ3000 said: What if my fetish involves a certain cherry ben and Jerry's flavour? Can I slide into your DMs then? And by that I mean Doc Martens.. I have a ' wearing other peoples shoes' fetish 😂😂 Imagine if I had Doc Martens, it would be such a dillemma
Deleted Member Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 It’s so exhausting sorting through these narcissistic “subs”
BruiseWayne Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 Okay so I did all those things and I think something must be jammed because no kink came out. Am I waiting by the wrong hole here or... ? There a number on the back I can call or something?
CopperKnob Posted February 13, 2023 Author Posted February 13, 2023 31 minutes ago, BruiseWayne said: Okay so I did all those things and I think something must be jammed because no kink came out. Am I waiting by the wrong hole here or... ? There a number on the back I can call or something? Ah, it's you in my inbox is it? 🤣 (notification rec'd but I can't see it) I would call 111 and see if they can help 😉
BruiseWayne Posted February 13, 2023 Posted February 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, CopperKnob said: Ah, it's you in my inbox is it? 🤣 (notification rec'd but I can't see it) I would call 111 and see if they can help 😉 Well I'm in the states so IDK how much help 111 will be. Then again it would be a totally American thing for me to call them and actually demand they come and help me regardless.
CopperKnob Posted February 13, 2023 Author Posted February 13, 2023 2 hours ago, BruiseWayne said: Well I'm in the states so IDK how much help 111 will be. Then again it would be a totally American thing for me to call them and actually demand they come and help me regardless. TBF, they aren't that good to people here in the UK
BruiseWayne Posted February 14, 2023 Posted February 14, 2023 13 hours ago, CopperKnob said: TBF, they aren't that good to people here in the UK Well 911 ain't much better so we're even, lol.
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