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[na****]

There once was a woman from Tokyo,

Who liked a bit of a poke yo!

She could only cum,

With a plug up her bum,

Then a slap and a bit of a *** yo!

[jo****]

There was this guy called naru,
Who was a bit of a huaru,
He could only ever sharu,
With a girl on his quaru,
Cause that was how he was miaru. 🙃

[jo****]

You started meme dude. rock star. 😂

[Ic****]

Nyphomaniacal Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil

[jo****]

:)

[Ho****]

There once was a man from Mcdent, his dick was all crooked and bent to save himself trouble he stuck it in double and instead of cumming he went.

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1 minute ago, HoneyG33 said:

There once was a man from Mcdent, his dick was all crooked and bent to save himself trouble he stuck it in double and instead of cumming he went.

Yes lol! Love this one.

[Sm****]

These are great!
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Unfortunate old-man who stinks
Curious, joined cool site for kinks
Using Cy-ber-fun
With com-plaints from none
What a smart niche app, he thinks 😎

[Ba****]

There once was a woman from Peru
Who could only get off in the loo
She could sure have fun
with cum leaking from her bum
But was much happier if it were poo.

[ma****]

There’s was once a young man who was a crank:
He only got thrills from a spank:
He smacked and smacked her ass:
But for her it was a pass:
She needed the touch of a paddle:
But he only had a saddle:

[cautiousswitch]

The couple would often gladly
Make love under bush or 'neath tree.
They'd enter the woods,
Show each other their goods.
Their only *** poison ivy.

[Ho****]

There once was a man from Midrass, his balls were made of brass, in stormy weather they clung together and lightning shot out of his ass.

[Ho****]

There once was an old hermit named Dave, he kept a dead whore in his cave, she was minus one tit and smelled like shit, but look at the *** Dave saved. 😂