Ar**** Posted February 14 Posted February 14 Happy Valentine's Day and much love to you all!! 💜 Inspired by a jokey meme a friend shared last night (which gave me the first line), I created a little composition as I was heading to sleep and thought I'd share it. Enjoy (or not 😆) and have a beautiful day. * * * * * * * Put the dishes in the dishwasher, but not like that The plates should all be upright, not sort-of-mostly flat Why the hell's that dish that way you god-damned silly twat? Put the dishes in the dishwasher, no not the wooden spoon Don't overload the rack y'dick, there isn't any room You'll make the whole thing flood and then the socket will go boom. Put the dishes in the dishwasher, be careful with the glass Put it on the top rack, mind you do not make it smash But hurry so that you can give a seeing to my ass.
CopperKnob Posted February 15 Posted February 15 God, I'm getting flashbacks of being yelled at "who put the knives in pointy way up!!!"
ca**** Posted February 15 Posted February 15 (edited) .... are you Jon Richardson in disguise? Or maybe a close relative!!!! Edited February 15 by callipygian typo!
Ar**** Posted February 15 Author Posted February 15 1 hour ago, CopperKnob said: God, I'm getting flashbacks of being yelled at "who put the knives in pointy way up!!!" Nuuuuuuu! 😔 I put table knives pointy end up, other ones down. But that's because that's what was drilled into me doing kitchen hygiene courses a number (cough) of years ago. Something to do with it being more hygienic for them to dry with more exposure to the air and with excess water running down the handle rather than the blade - but superseded by other H&S protocols in the case of sharper knives. I don't imagine it makes a huge amount of difference and expect what you're "supposed" to do keeps changing. Surely an upwards-pointing fork is more hazardous than a dinner knife? 🤔
Ar**** Posted February 15 Author Posted February 15 1 hour ago, callipygian said: .... are you Jon Richardson in disguise? Or maybe a close relative!!!! 😂😂 Now that you've said it I very much see the style. And damn, I AM wearing a cardigan today... 😳
CopperKnob Posted February 15 Posted February 15 4 hours ago, Aranhis said: Nuuuuuuu! 😔 I put table knives pointy end up, other ones down. But that's because that's what was drilled into me doing kitchen hygiene courses a number (cough) of years ago. Something to do with it being more hygienic for them to dry with more exposure to the air and with excess water running down the handle rather than the blade - but superseded by other H&S protocols in the case of sharper knives. I don't imagine it makes a huge amount of difference and expect what you're "supposed" to do keeps changing. Surely an upwards-pointing fork is more hazardous than a dinner knife? 🤔 All I know is, put the knives in facing down that way no one slices their hands! 🤷♀️
Th**** Posted February 16 Posted February 16 18 hours ago, CopperKnob said: All I know is, put the knives in facing down that way no one slices their hands! 🤷♀️ That
CopperKnob Posted February 16 Posted February 16 5 hours ago, ThaliaV said: That Yeah, apparently not everyone is into knife play, who knew?! 🤷♀️🤣
Th**** Posted February 16 Posted February 16 2 hours ago, CopperKnob said: Yeah, apparently not everyone is into knife play, who knew?! 🤷♀️🤣 Not without consent!! 😄
CopperKnob Posted February 16 Posted February 16 3 minutes ago, ThaliaV said: Not without consent!! 😄 Good point well made! Don't be sneaky when attempting knife play people!
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