16 Ways to Show Your Kinky Valentine Love on V Day

Valentine’s Day is here, and you can think of it in a few ways. It’s either a day to celebrate your love for your partner(s). Or it’s a capitalist, Hallmark holiday meant to guilt people into buying meaningless things, and feel alone and unloved if you’re single. Whether it’s Valentine’s Day or some random day in June, here are a few kinky ways to say “I love you" to your kinky Valentine.

Tell them they're your kinky Valentine

1. Scrawl a few endearing messages across your body in marker. For example; “I love it when you fuck my holes” or “Use your slut”.

2. If you must have chocolate, use it creatively by painting yourself with chocolate syrup. Write “I love you” with the last letter ending at your groin. They’ll get the idea of what you want.

3. Spell out “Spank me” with your impact play sex toys and leave them on the bed.

4. Into needles or blood play? Red is the colour of love, right? Let your partner know a little blood and a lot of pain is better than flowers.

Time to get hot and bothered

5. Hand your partner the strongest vibrator you’ve got, rope or bondage tape, and the picture you found on Tumblr of the best way to use both.

6. Hot wax on sensitive body parts quite literally scream  “I love you”.

7. Face-fucking -  with dildos or cocks - is fun for everyone.

8. Strap on a strap-on - fuck your lovely lady or peg the dude you love best.

Get naughty with your kinky Valentine.

Make your kinky Valentine beg for more

9. Wear the three-piece suit or latex or leather while your partner salivates.

10. Be your parter's footstool, side table, or another piece of furniture. Stay quiet and be of use to your kinky Valentine.

11. To all the sadists out there, say “No” to your masochist partner all day.

12. Edged orgasms. Forced orgasms. Both. Enough said.

Make your kinky Valentine beg for more

13. Crawl everywhere - naked.

14. Nothing says love like rimming your willing partner’s ass.

15. Anal play with lots of lube and a vibrating plug.

16. Play with your puppy or kitten partner. Throw the ball, get their water bowls out, and scratch their tummy.

 Do you see where I’m going with this? Do the kinky thing your partner loves best (and that you consent to). Play out a few fantasies. Let porn and erotica be your guide for an evening and have a truly kinky Valentine. That’s much better than a card you’ll throw away or going out to a fancy dinner where you wait an hour to get a table.
 

How would you like to spend Valentine's Day? What would you do to make your partner know they're your kinky Valentine? Reveal all in the Fetish.com forum. 

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