Nana Nana Boo Boo, you can't catch me

July 29, 2024

“Run. Now!”, the referee said. And run they did. They had 5 mins to get as far away as they could on 100-acres of wooded land. These were this year's finalists. Five of the most evasive women prey we could find. Batting it out for the Grand prize of $250,000. Or they can settle for the consolation prize of being savagely fucked. “Jim, who do you like in today's Hunting Games?”.
“I’ll tell you Mike today is anyone's win for the taking. I will say I cannot take my eyes off of that 5’8, 147 lbs, blond bombshell Patty the Preying Mathis out of Australia. She came to play today in only that lace corset. Putting it all out on display”. “Yes Jim. She is a fine cuisine with that bald eagle. I heard the Primals really have a target on her back because of that “Eat my Ass” tattoo”. “Speaking of the Primal Mike. Let's discuss them as we see some working out and others oiling up”.
“Jim, we gathered 25 of the most primal, hungriest, meanest, and well-endowed men you will find anywhere. I mean there's not much you cannot say about these creatures other than they may be borderline psychopaths. I mean some of these guys will fuck you until they split you in two Jim”.
“I'll tell you Mike, I would pay to see it. We are coming up on the 4 minute mark and lets take a look at the field via our drone POV action. Oh boy Mike, we've seen this before. Cheetah Has No Fleas Cherri is taking the aerial route”.
“I just love it Jim. She's from Brazil. 5’3, 155 lbs, climbs a tree like a cheetah but moves like a gazelle. She's a feisty pocket princess. And for our viewers listening on the radio, No Fleas is wearing only a platinum collar. A Primal must attach their leash to her collar to claim and eliminate her. Which I think is fantastic Jim because she's an all-rounder feline. You get those 36DD on your leash and she will be the perfect kitty”.
“You could not put it any better Mike. Now I want to talk about the star of the night. This sizzling sensation has caused me to have several wet dreams over the past year. She milk deliciously chocolate, 5’6, 158 lbs, and competes with nothing but a bunny cotton tail anal plug, and nipple clamps, straight from the heathland of Africa, the Harmless Hare Harmony. Mike let me tell you and our listeners why Harmless is so special tonight. Harmless won the Masochist competition last night by surviving all 25 Primals anally. By winning that competition she was awarded a Token of Redemption. This token means that Harmless must be captured twice in order to lose. And it cannot be by the same Primal”.
“Jim, we were there for all 14 hours of it. I'm surprised any of us are here tonight. But this is why they are the best of the best Jim. Fucking is what they do. It's in their ***line. I want to now take it to our on the ground co-correspondent Dave. Take it away Dave”.
“Thanks for that great insight Mike and Jim. Yeah I'm here on the ground in the Den reaching the three minute mark with the Primals. I'll tell you guys the lust in the air could suffocate Aphrodite. No words are being shared, just grunts, head butts, and head nods. I'll tell you one thing Mike and Jim, I'm so thankful I do not have a pussy tonight. Now back to you”.
“Thanks Dave. You and I both, my friend. We want to take you now to an interview that was recorded earlier by our colleague and friend Madelyn”.
“Good evening to all my kinksters out there. I'm Madelyn and I'm reporting to you from the 2024 Hunting Games. I have here with me straight from the Windy City of North America, the beautiful, very sexually talented, Gangbanging White-Tailed Deer Deborah. Let me ask you Gangbang, other than winning a quarter of a million dollars, what else do you hope to accomplish here tonight?”
“Madelyn I'm looking forward to my limits being pushed. I want to be ***d to run faster than I ever ran and to think of ways to escape that I never would have thought of if I wasn't here. And of course Madelyn, a good gangbang on top of all that cash will make me squirt. Kisses”.
“Well there you have it Primals and preys. Gangbangs are in your future. Back to you guys”.
“Excellent coverage from our dear friend Madelyn. A little background on Madelyn for our listeners as we approach the two minute mark. Madelyn the Marsupial was a former Hunting Games finalist back in the day when Jim and I were youthful Primal. One year I caught the evasive Marsupial. I face fucked her so hard holding her head pressed against a tree she had bark imprints on her face for almost a week. Her head game is legendary my friends”.
“Mike I do remember that year and face fuck vividly. I envied you that day pal. As we take a look these Primal are getting antsy. They’re ***ing, biting trees, and running in circles. I think we are going to see action like we have never seen. Mike, what Primal do you see having the most captures tonight?”
“Jim, it's hard to say. Primal #5 is a monster. He's 6’4 and covers a lot of terrain. Not to mention his shaft covers a foot of ground as well”.
“You said it Mike. I feel sorry for whomever has to deep throat that mammoth. I have my eyes on Primals #6, 11, and 23. And I'll tell you why Mike. They hunt in a pack and they do not stay long with their prey. They each grab a hole and fuck her relentlessly, discard, and back on the hunt. It's amazing and just savage to watch Mike”.
“Yes Jim, you're right. Remember the year they retired a prey. Jack Rabbit Janet out of Canada. After the event, she said and I quote, “I experienced orgasms I never knew existed. I do not need to see any more”. They showed her no mercy and she enjoyed every inch of it Jim”.
“I'll tell you Mike, I love me some Primal and some good old hunting. This whole area just smells of nothing but instincts Mike. It's nothing like it”.
“Jim, I'm getting some breaking news. I want to take us back to Dave. Dave what do you have?”.
“Mike and Jim, I give this news with a disclaimer that my primal s***ch is not 100% accurate but what I can infer is this. We have ourselves a new alliance formed and it's all because of that spitfire Latina from Guatemala, the Grey Fox Gracie. And fans do not let her age fool you. At 55, she's as slick, smooth, and sly as a college kid. With a 40-24-30 physique she is no tamed fox with her anal plug fox tail. Apparently she called one of the Primal la perra. He grunted as in to say who me, and the Grey Fox Gracie said no, all of you are la perra. And this struck a nerve. So we now have Primals #1, 4, 13, 14, 17, 19, 20, 21, and 25 hunting in allegiance with the sole purpose of ensuring she doesn't win but to also run a 9-man train on her. Guys, she really does not know how bad she fucked up or maybe her kinky ass does. I'm betting on the latter. Back to you guys”.
“Jim, boy oh boy, each year this just gets better and better. Never in the history of the Hunting Games have we had an allegiance this large formed and so many Primal hunting in a pack. I'm going to keep a close eye on that action”.
“You and I both Mike. We are now approaching the one minute mark. The Primals are meeting with the referees receiving the rules of the evening. Lets go over these rules for our listeners Mike.
1) No ***ing prey
2) Respect safe words
3) No more than 9 Primal may consume a prey at one time
4) A Primal may capture no more than 2 prey
5) The last prey unconsumed wins
And there you have it folks. All of our fine specimens are 3-hole queens so there's plenty of action for you to see. Our final contestant is last year’s reigning champion, straight from the Perucica rainforest, Europe’s finest, the Blind Mole Rat Rayven. She is a beauty, standing 5’5 and thick in the thighs. Rayven stole everyone's heart last year with the performance she displayed. Completely covered in tattoos and piercings she has a camouflage game like no other. What makes her extra special is she competes in foggy goggles so she's damn near blind out there. She proved the Primal wrong last year in their thinking that they were going to take advantage of her Mike”.
“Yes Jim. For our listeners I do not want to spoil her special technique in case she happens to use it this year. I will say she had Primals literally on top of her and they still could not penetrate her. Well folks, the Primals are getting into their positions”.
“Hunt!”, shouted the referee
“Howwwllllll”, howled the Primal. The hunt was on.