Hey y'all! I'm fat, funky, and funny! I'm recently divorced, and looking to see what I can get into. please approach me respectfully, I have no interest in seeing your dick or talking about your dick in an opening conversation, I'm so sorry. I'm the brat of all brats, the masochist to end all masochists, and I've yet to be broken. I like all sexes, genders, and peoples, but I'm attracted to older masculine energy. I'm looking for someone who is into ritualistic, ***istic, intimate, authentic, and adoring fun. I want to be appreciated, and to appreciate. This is a give and take, and I have soo much to give, and there is soooo much for you to take (if you can!).
I'm a cancer, a passenger and a pillow princess! My love languages are words of affirmation and acts of service. I'm looking for something casual, but long term. I'm not really into one-off hook ups, I'm sorry!
Vanilla me works in the tourism industry, and likes birding, board games, reading, poetry, thrifting, crafting, baking, and makeup. I'm very easy going, and sometimes a bit of a pushover! I'm a parent too, so that takes top priority over everything else. Questions, comments, concerns? Shoot me a message!