Hi, I’m Jess! I am just out here playing Indiana Jones of kinks. Maybe we can raid the temple of doom together, or at the very least, tie me up and ravish me, hehe. 😉
If you can’t tell, I’m fairly nerdy and a little goofy. I enjoy theme parks. Yes, I’m that dreaded Disney adult the internet warns you about, but I’m more about people watching, having a beer, and enjoying fireworks.
Also, I liked Star Wars before Disney bought it, and yes, the *** is strong with me. I can vacation in other places, but I live close to Orlando, and it’s one of the fun things to do with friends.
I’m also that dreaded Potterhead who is a Hufflepuff, and my patronus is a cat. I do support the dolls and fuck, jk, but to say it doesn’t have a special place in my heart would be a lie.
I also enjoy a good Renaissance faire. I mean, it’s basically a huge, intense Halloween party. Plus, where else can you dress like a mushroom in a corset and drink mead while watching a mud show?
While I do have my own sense of childlike wonder and whimsy, I don’t want kids. I’m not here to replace anyone’s mom either. I enjoy being child-free and the life it gives me. Some might say selfish, but idc. I don’t want them.
I also like normal things like reading or listening to books (currently working on the L.O.R.D.S series by Shantel Tessier), movies are a big one, the beach, travel when I get the time and ***, going to concerts, hanging with friends, checking out new places, writing random erotica, etc.
I do want something long term. I want that dominate partner and 24/7 dynamic. I’ve just been spooked and honestly I don’t move fast. Good things take time and care in my book.
That being said, I’m not the best at messaging on this app. I have a life outside this app, and I like to be in the real world as much as possible. I am real. I try to update photos as much as possible. Also, I get so many messages that I don’t always get through them all.
Anyways, that’s me in a nutshell. See ya on the St Andrew’s Cross and may the odds always be in your favor 🤪