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Gr****
Question for both guys and gals. What's the best kink related pick up line you've ever heard/ thought of? Can be as cheesy or intense as you like 😄
Li****
I once told a friend to not forget to tell his mother "happy mother's day" from me, he dropped his voice low and said "oh darling, I can say it to you soon enough, I'll fill you up till you have no choice but to be the mother of my child" it turned me on, so much, (breeding kink) that we ended up having a few nights together afterwards
I mean my corniest one is "Im like a rubix cube the more you play with me the harder I get" but never heard a good kink one lol
JigglyStuff
Beetlejuice and I are basically twins. If you call me a good girl three times, I'll probably come too.
Mr****
4 minutes ago, john-6542 said:
what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Nothing, because she was too busy gagging on the c**k

de****
Hickory hickory dock
she was sucking my cock
Her hair got tangled
She damn near strangled
And then she swallowed the lot
Va****
“You must be morrigan the goddes of death because although your form shifts in each picture the your beauty reveils your godlyness. As mistress of fate i ask did you plan this meeting? If so please take my soul it is willing to serve”

Got this as an opening message. I thought it was one of the loveliest messages I’ve ever received. I actually knew the goddess he was referring to so that’s also a plus. I love to be worshiped as a goddess and I also joke about how one of my abilities is the ability to shape shift…. Shhhh don’t tell the church.
Now I’m training my new sub in a chastity cage🥰
Di****
A lady hit me with a broom. It worked. My girlfriend in college bit my fingers that worked. In Denver I got pulled over and cop gave me her number. That was so hot 🤩. But I was in love with this succubus never even call you Officer Rodriguez. If you’re on here it was 2002 I think. lol I lost ya number and succubus she gone nah. Let me climb your tree peaches
Gr****
Only once in my life did the unbelievable line ever worked better than I ever expected! I expected to get my face slapped!! I simply asked an attractive lady once after some light playful banter, “ you want to F$$k?” To my surprise it worked!!! Lol
sl****
Roses are straight violets are twisted bend over because you’re about to get fisted.
Ca****
Are you a safeword? Because just thinking about you makes me want to push my limits.
Si****
During a general conversation if you’re feeling lucky or just want to blow up the conversation slip in the question,
Tell me something kinky about you ?
The looks I get off that question are very revealing, the shock factor of watching someone strategizing about how to answer it is amusing, with someone you have just started dating you have to keep sex on the table making indirect statements an comments and compliments. Like , you would look good in that fur coat, especially if you weren’t wearing anything underneath, you have to get them to fantasize about you when you are not with them, or you will end up in the friends list , permanently
Yi****
"I want to suck your insides out"
ol****
9 hours ago, YinKissesYang said:
"I want to suck your insides out"

Is that what a spider says to a fly when they get frisky?

Sn****
“Tryna get stretched?”

Used that on a girl I met at the bar and we fucked in the backseat of her car right after our shots of tequila😂
ol****
1 hour ago, SneakyBBC said:
“Tryna get stretched?”

Used that on a girl I met at the bar and we fucked in the backseat of her car right after our shots of tequila😂

That sounds like an easy way to get a sexual harassment charge- but glad it worked out

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