Joke Time

[cautiousswitch]

Q: How do you know that chemists aren't kinky?

 

A: If they were then tungsten would be element 69 instead of element 74.

 

What's your kink-related joke?

[Ri****]

{{groan}} ……… well done!

[Ri****]

Q: What do baking and BDSM have in common?
A: They both involve beating & whipping.

[knotsman]

Not sure its kink related. But @Riccar56 you've just reminded me of an old fave...
Q: Why did the baker have smelly hands?
A: Because he/she/ they kneaded a poo.
Get me every time 🤣

[Ti****]

Why is *** yellow? So you know if you're cumming or going😫

[si****]

We agreed on "pineapple" as a safe word. The only time my sub has ever come close to using it was when I told him the morning's potion had kale in it. ☺️🤪

[Co****]

That's a good kinky/welder joke lol

[co****]

Love a good chemistry pun I would tell you another one but all the best ones Ar

[Deleted Member]

No offence to blondes or anyone but What do blondes and turtles have in common ?? Once their on their back there fucked

[st****]

I love tweaker bitches

[Mu****]

Welders know how to have the most fun because we know how to penetrate in all positions

[JackJonesHull]

How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone who enjoys bdsm?

Ask them what a dungeon master is!

 

 

Dates from my college days.

[JackJonesHull]

I have a LEGO fetish.

If you build it I will come.

[Mu****]

Started chatting with a woman today but found out really quickly we weren’t a good match because she was a Findom, I gave her genuine good wishes on her endeavors but told her I have to count myself out due to the fact that I want my woman to make me low in cum, not low income.

[JackJonesHull]

Did you hear about the chap with a fruit fetish?

 

He's fucking bananas,!