sw**** Posted October 21 Sex, Baseball and Canadian BJs. Something romantic is brewing in Canada as the Toronto Blue Jays advance to the World Series for the first time since 1993. Baseball and sex have a long history. We try to get to second base. We know what it feels like to strike out. And for a century “thinking about baseball” has helped men delay our orgasms. But in Canada the most poetic link between sex and baseball is seen on a very popular Toronto Blue Jays t-shirt: “One BJ beats Nine Yanks”. We already knocked out the New York Yankees and now we have our sights set on the Los Angeles Dodgers and the rest of America in the World Series starting this Friday. Winning the World Series would be a poetic way for Canadians to answer to our brothers-turned-bullies neighbours to our south for how they have been treating us lately. Dear America, We will never become your 51st state and in response to your threats, we are taking your “American Pastime”. Sorry not sorry eh! Sincerely NOT Yours, Canada. We know we are the underdogs but we are used to a doggy style of play. We are sexier than Americans and our secret and most awesome weapon is the power a BJ from coast to coast to coast. We are calling on all Canadians and Canadian loving people around the world to celebrate the BJ for the next two weeks and bring ecstasy to the true north strong and free as often as you can. Don’t get discourage if we are losing or feeling a little ***. We know we can always come from behind if we need to. So no matter what just keep your head down and give it all you got. Let’s rise to the occasion, pull out our Springer Dingers, and blow it by them. I have always had a bit of a man crush on ALCS homerun hero George Springer. If I see another Springer Dinger like last night, I will be prepared to do my part in our great Canadian BJ celebration and blow Georgie, tarps off, while he rides a Mountie’s horse down Bremner Avenue. Just BELIEVE in BJs. If we can all cum together then there is no doubt that when this series reaches its climax, the Blue Jays will be on top. Canada will savour victory, while America will lie wasted at our feet with nothing but the bitter taste of defeat in their mouth. So do you part, get pumped up and blow baby blow. LET’S BLOW BLUE JAYS! LET’S BLOW BLUE JAYS! LET’S BLOW BLUE JAYS! LET’S BLOW BLUE JAYS! LET’S BLOW BLUE JAYS! #blowctober
RJ**** Posted October 23 Dodgers in 5 bud! Canada sucks and we would never want to add you to America's roster! Keep your cold tundra and shitty whiskey, aye!
RJ**** Posted October 24 Dude, you guys were almost eliminated by Seattle and you actually think you have a chance at defeating the World Champions?? Keep smoking the devil's lettuce, aye.
sw**** Posted October 24 Author Time will tell. Baseball is a funny game. Team chemistry matters a lot.
RJ**** Posted October 24 Yeah, kind of like the chemistry that just swept the team with the best regular season record??
sw**** Posted October 25 Author And that was our rookie pitcher. Gausman our ace tonight. Let’s go blue jays!
sw**** Posted October 26 Author More of a series than you thought! Yamamoto is amazing. But we have been win 3 or 4 loss 1 for months. Let’s see what MadMax can bring!
RJ**** Posted October 26 The Dodgers now have home-field advantage where they are lethal. Glasnow, Ohtani and Snell at home? Good luck you Canuck, lol.
sw**** Posted October 28 Author 1:40am and we are still battling. 2nd longest game in WS history so far
RJ**** Posted October 28 Yeah, 2nd longest game in WS history. The Dodgers hold both records and won both games in the bottom of the 18th!!
sw**** Posted October 29 Author Some might say LA is lucky for it to be 2-2. Yesterday could have been a Jays win easily. Team leading most innings through 4 leans heavily Jays!!!!
RJ**** Posted November 2 Ssssooooo....... how about those World Champion Dodgers?? Can you say repeat?? 💥 💥
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