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Anchor man style kinky turf war! Lol


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I’m sure we have all see the crazy fight scenes in the anchor man movies lol

If you could use or wear only one kinky thing in a massive street fight what would it be? And why?

I’m going bondage tape!

I think it’s versatile, I can restrain downed kinksters, fashion some body armour or like a mace with some other basic materials…

Come at me with your ideas.......

Horse cock sized “Dildo Sword” be prepared to defend thine honour…
1 minute ago, DadPool359 said:
Horse cock sized “Dildo Sword” be prepared to defend thine honour…

I will probably also run into the fight holding it above my head yelling “By the power of Greyskull!”

Cant go wrong with a whip. Does damage doesnt kill no legal reprucussions
Full Diddy with the baby oil. Just can't be around fire.
I’ve been getting quite a few rabbit skins lately. I’ve learnt how to tan them and use them. I want enough to make a Onesie with a hood. I think that would be an awesome battle outfit
Well, if you saw how the protesters are protesting I saw the dinosaurs out there protesting, so.

Zombies throwing bones. Its all fun and games until you get hit in the eye with a thigh bone from a chicken wing.
15 hours ago, NightMonkey said:
Full Diddy with the baby oil. Just can't be around fire.

Bahahahagagg live this

16 hours ago, DadPool359 said:

I will probably also run into the fight holding it above my head yelling “By the power of Greyskull!”

I’m going to hold you to it!

16 hours ago, DaddyDallas_ said:
Cant go wrong with a whip. Does damage doesnt kill no legal reprucussions

I love that! I think in a big fight like that it would be a lot of fun to hear the crack

I’m going with a laundry bag full of Molotov douches
JackJonesHull
A clown mask and a catering size tub of lube. If they're going down then they're going down laughing.
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