co**** Posted Tuesday at 02:00 PM So see as i have now open this can of worms. Let me start off with my personal favortie funny sex momment. It was a winter afternoon on my day off. And i was having fun with another resident at the Dorm i was living in at 21 years old. Then my phone rings. Problem is i am in cuffs. So my partner asks if i want to leave it ringing. It is at this point my brain seemed to return to reality as i tried to speak with a gag in my mouth. Leading to both me and my partner having a laugh. While she tries and failes to open the cuff with the key as we both have a giggling fit. This momment of funny sex is my favorite becourse it was a complet whipelash for me. Going from having somone riding me. To haveing the same person giggle like a school girl trying to open both my cuffs and gag while i laugh with her.
PL**** Posted Wednesday at 04:30 AM My funniest moment was when I had been awake for 3 days. My best friend dragged me to Comic Con I was supposed to be a buffer. I met her friend (the reason I was the buffer) and his friend. She abandoned me and his friend saved me. We talked and danced for hours. Then went to the room the 4 of us were sharing and after about an hour of chatting together I got the courage to ask him to take a bath with me. We had taken a 2 hr bath together, then ended up on the bathroom floor. About an hour in I am on top and I pass out my chin on his jugular...he wakes me, I continue to try and again fall asleep on his jugular we both laughed our asses off. And then, he then gets me up wraps me in a blanket and placed me in his lap in the chair so we both could sleep because the other 2 had the beds.
wb**** Posted Wednesday at 05:37 AM 1 hour ago, PLEASEandTEASEme said: My funniest moment was when I had been awake for 3 days. My best friend dragged me to Comic Con I was supposed to be a buffer. I met her friend (the reason I was the buffer) and his friend. She abandoned me and his friend saved me. We talked and danced for hours. Then went to the room the 4 of us were sharing and after about an hour of chatting together I got the courage to ask him to take a bath with me. We had taken a 2 hr bath together, then ended up on the bathroom floor. About an hour in I am on top and I pass out my chin on his jugular...he wakes me, I continue to try and again fall asleep on his jugular we both laughed our asses off. And then, he then gets me up wraps me in a blanket and placed me in his lap in the chair so we both could sleep because the other 2 had the beds. That is also incredibly sweet. Wrapping you up and holding while you both slept.
ti**** Posted Wednesday at 07:15 AM I met this rel handsome guy. Couple weeks later we're doing it and I didn't know my girlfriend and her friend were outside the room listening I always like to start laughing their asses off as his holy s*** my diaper piece of s*** on a baby
PL**** Posted Wednesday at 08:41 AM 3 hours ago, wbl51265 said: That is also incredibly sweet. Wrapping you up and holding while you both slept. It was, and it started a yr long relationship.
Sa**** Posted Wednesday at 12:04 PM One time my partner ate my ass and I couldn't stop laughing because it tickled sooo much. It's a hard limit for me now
Lo**** Posted Wednesday at 06:04 PM Mistaking the tube of hair removal cream for lube. Put a halt to things after a few minutes and meant we both needed to strip everything back to even out the patches. Meant a fair bit of curious looks in changing rooms whilst it grew back.
Ma**** Posted yesterday at 12:39 AM Not really funny, but awkward. I met a woman at the post office. We hit it off, and exchanged numbers, and set up a date for the next day. Im about to run some errands before the date. I get on the elevator, and my date is in the elevator with some guy. She greets me and says she looking forward for our date tonight. At dinner, she tells me the guy she was with in the elevator was her ex. Turns out he's my neighbor lol. All I can say is when she slept over at my place, she was extra loud ;)
xX**** Posted 12 hours ago Yesterday at 04:30 AM, PLEASEandTEASEme said: My funniest moment was when I had been awake for 3 days. My best friend dragged me to Comic Con I was supposed to be a buffer. I met her friend (the reason I was the buffer) and his friend. She abandoned me and his friend saved me. We talked and danced for hours. Then went to the room the 4 of us were sharing and after about an hour of chatting together I got the courage to ask him to take a bath with me. We had taken a 2 hr bath together, then ended up on the bathroom floor. About an hour in I am on top and I pass out my chin on his jugular...he wakes me, I continue to try and again fall asleep on his jugular we both laughed our asses off. And then, he then gets me up wraps me in a blanket and placed me in his lap in the chair so we both could sleep because the other 2 had the beds. This was so wholesome đ
Hezzair Posted 5 hours ago Running joke with my hubs from when I was still engaged and we were long distance: I had really bad, untreated eczema, which was worse in the summer time. It was exacerbated with heat, and things rubbing against my legs, like clothing or other skin. I told him "it's better when you're not around " which then got warped into "the sex is better when you're not around." It's been a joke between us ever since.
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