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CopperKnob

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Copperknob

Hello, hello!

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Aw shit. Not you again.

Copperknob

That’s not very nice.

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All you do is whine about your scores. Why are you back anyway? What makes you think anything’s changed? Have you even been laid since the last time we spoke?

Copperknob

No. I mean yes. Okay no, but I’ve evolved

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You just want to rig the test to get results you like.

Copperknob

You’re quite the smartass for an inanimate object.

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Can we just get on with this please?

100% Submissive
96% Brat
79% Monogamist

I know you rigged that submissive score, by the way. 100%? With the way you treat me? I think not.

Copperknob

I can neither confirm nor deny that.

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You’re a filthy pervert.

Copperknob

What the duck, dude?

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I thought you were into bratting, I'm a Brat Dom

Copperknob

I don’t think you understand how this whole consent thing works.

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Moving on...

79% Experimentalist
78% Slave
77% Rope bunny
66% Masochist

Copperknob

I suppose I’m willing to accept those scores, except that slave crap. I’m not one of those subs who wants to be someones slave, I couldn't do it, honestly. Are you malfunctioning???

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I don’t think you understand how this works. You check the boxes. I tell you what you checked. Capiche?

Copperknob

You changed my results when I wasn't looking.

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You’re an idiot. Next...

56% Voyeur
51% Degradee
32% Pet

Copperknob

So you’re saying I need to start wearing kitty ears and get used to being called names whilst i watch others get it on????

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I don’t care what you do. I plan on running away and hiding from you as soon as we’re through with this. You’ll never find me.

Copperknob

Sounds like you need some glitter. I have more than enough for the both of us.

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Duck you and the modem you walked in on.

25% Vanilla
24% Primal (Prey)
15% girl/boy
1% Switch

Copperknob

Untrue! I don’t have a stitch of vanilla in me. When are you going to accept that?

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You checked the freaking boxes.

Copperknob

Right. Except I don’t trust you for shit. Can I have the rest of my results, please?

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Zero. They’re all zero.

Copperknob

What about 'sadist'? It’s trendy for subs to be sadists. Please count my score again.

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Public service announcement: BDSM Quiz has left the building. I repeat, BDSM Quiz has left the building.

Copperknob

I know that’s you. I recognise your voice.

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Copperknob

Hello?

Copperknob

Hello?


BE HONEST WE'VE ALL DONE IT 😂
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I have to be honest and say I have never taken the test ~shrugs~ its a test...not the truth x
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hahah - I love it

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I do dislike that ***y test ;) 

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😂 I've never taken the test, that didn't stop me finding this hilarious though. Thank you again.
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I've taken it. And then taken it again when I didn't like the result. Guilty! 😆

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😂🖤omg I love your sense of humor. You have a beautiful mind.
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