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super nasty fake cum recipe gross taste disgusting and make your cum taste bad too


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first abit about me and how the recipe came to be.

I am a weird straight male who likes eating my own cum only when horney so I almost always save my first load to eat for round 2

the nastier the cum more it turns me on if you want your cum to be bitter I recommend eating asparagus and garlic any greens help

so I look up fake cum recipes here's the most popular 

1 egg
- 1 teaspoon of sour cream
- 2 tablespoons of corn starch
- 1 cup of water
- salt

here is my nastier MOD

1 teaspoon of sour cream or creme cheess

2 tablespoons of corn starch sometimes I mix de front starch try new textures

1 cup bitter melon water see how to make it in the instruction

1 tsp sea salt

1 tsp vinegar or lemon juice

a pinch msg optional seems to bring out flavors

instruction I don't use eggs could be unsafe but you can add it if you want 

(bitter melon water) cut 3 good slices of bitter melon in 1 and a half cup water add salt msg boil for at least 10 min 

let cool or refrigerate to room temp or colder filter out 1 cup and add water if you don't have a full cup left add water add starch stirring constantly on med to max heat

after removing from heat add sour cream or creme cheese and lemon or vinegar let cool use as a nasty snack or feed to partner good as lub too 

let me know what you think and send me any nasty recipes you have 

So what's the key to making it taste good do u know?

there's assorted cum recipes, including the one above, online

there does seem to be a big gulf between "tastes nice" and "is convincing substitute" 

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